@oysta.au has been radicalised by the Knights disinfo bots

"nearly orgasmic" has done me. taking a shit is edging now

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 22h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

This is fantastic news for perverts on a budget.

Asher Wolf@asherwolf.bsky.social · 3d ago

Kmart is selling surveillance camera glasses for $89. Stock has completely sold out

Gen Z getting financial advice from TikTok is the same as boomers reading the money section of the newspaper

ABC News Bot (unofficial)@abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 5d ago

Social media and 'finfluencers' are just some of the ways Gen Z are learning about money in a changing financial world.

New country music hit just dropped 🤠 🎶

ABC News Bot (unofficial)@abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 5d ago

A farmer has posted a $20,000 reward to help catch the person who shot his family dog at a busy country Victorian nursery.

At a Banh Mi joint in Bumpkinville that has a pork and gravy roll on the menu for the uber-white.

I have one of these books in my current reading pile :/ Possibly the only non-horseshit one.

Josh Taylor@joshtaylor.bsky.social · 7d ago

The new premier's reading pile from last year, posted without comment.

Calm down, Guardo. It's just the Comm Games.

Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · 7d ago

Australia’s swimming momentum shows no sign of slowing down after record haul | Kieran Pender

Slept late. Now skyvving work for the morning to go for a swim. (Boss don't read this)

Teenage boys do love jacking

ABC News Bot (unofficial)@abcnewsbot.bsky.social · last wk.

Police allege a group of teenage boys are responsible for 18 carjackings in Melbourne's northern suburbs this month.

Mayfield Bus Stop Charcuterie with beverage match.

I'm not the only Dad in Mayfield that saw this sunny Sunday arvo and thought "cans in Dangar Park while the kids play."

Our u10s soccer coach is so transfixed with the player substitution app on his phone that I'm not sure he's ever actually watched a match. A player had literally been down on the ground injured for a whole minute as he was calling others on and off the field.

His most cruel challenge yet

Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2w ago

If she can make it one whole year she’ll walk away with millions

"easy to commit, hard to detect" You'd be mad not to get into some fraud with a recommendation like that from the judge

ABC News Bot (unofficial)@abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

A Newcastle accountant is jailed for defrauding hundreds of thousands of dollars from a company that owns a network of supermarkets in the Hunter Valley.

For my sins, I have to go to the Central Coast for work today.

She's been awkward and garbled for 30 years of public life now

Crikey@crikey.com.au · 2w ago

Pauline Hanson delivered a speech at CPAC Great Britain to a crowd one journalist estimated was "less than 100". It was awkward and garbled, writes Benjamin Clark. www.crikey.com.au/2026/07/20/c...

The Bubbler is back on the market

®PG🇵🇸@realphilgold.bsky.social · 3w ago

Ladies do not ggl Todd Carney, just know he's single

Dang they really got a category for everything

What a magnificent start to the day. Happy Thursday to all who support notEngland. Fuck Argentina also but. Viva Espana.

Best Australian since Phar Lap

Once again thinking about Poo Nan and chuckling to myself.

Golden State Worrier@cheesegod.bsky.social · 4w ago

You thought regular 9/11 was bad?

"There's starving kids in Africa" was a line my Mum used to trot out when I wouldn't eat my peas. Mum, your peas still taste like dogshit, even with that thought in mind.

Jason Wilson@jasonaw.bsky.social · 4w ago

Oh in Africa. Okay

I'd be making an asylum claim right about now if I played for Colombia.

Congratulations Vladimir Putin on being the inaugural winner of the IOC Peace Prize.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 4w ago

From @theathletic.com: The International Olympic Committee provisionally lifted its ban on the Russian Olympic Committee, in place since 2023 in the wake of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, clearing the way for athletes to compete at the 2028 Olympics. nyti.ms/3QZWvNG

I spent a fortnight in Mexico City in the early 2000s drinking tequila and doing coke and can confirm the effects of altitude on performance are real.

Unlike our PM, I am not a coward. I will not back down from my long stated Kylie thirst.

ABC News Bot (unofficial)@abcnewsbot.bsky.social · last mo.

Anthony Albanese made the comments during a game of "shag, marry, date" on the Bush Deep podcast on Friday, which have been widely condemned as inappropriate.

driving fast may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · last mo.

Reducing speed limits in cities can save lives. Why is Australia still reluctant?

I was hoping to be back in bed before the sun came up. #Socceroos