scrolled back up to watch this stupid ai ad and started laughing out loud when the music kicked in lmao

why he posed up like he's mamdani's stand

paulpro@mariopro.bsky.social · 6h ago

would be a bit funny if you clicked the vid and it was just de-sissy hypnosis

it's Lazzie B! once again!! 😱@lazzieb.bsky.social · 21h ago

this must be for a fascinatingly niche target audience developments continue in the political de-sissy movement apparently

i feel like historians only call it "codpiece" because theyre embarrassed to say "cockpiece"

Hustle Tip: only brushing half your teeth reduces toothbrush expenditure by roughly 50%

2am shower

i love watching crime dramas and i hate it. nothing wrong with liking it, i just dont know why i enjoy them.

i dont think the world is on my 2027 bingo card

put fortnite on the phone, i wanna have a word with them

i never watched south park growing up i think the only episode i watched most of was the one where the father takes a huge shit and they start worshipping it or something

rub a dub dub, thanks for the tub

*holsters my mind* enough of that for the evening

i like how the force from starwars isnt just like called telekinetic powers like "force choke" "force run" brother ur just moving things you dont need a name for each move

twitter sucks because youll go on there and you see some bullshit like "i wish i had a xerox. i could xerox something then."

i wish i had a printer. i could print things then.

you can tell overweight people are the most privileged in modern society because Slenderman strikes fear in your heart but Obeseman is just some guy you know. i have a phd.

if you tell em youre nightylamp theyll respect you but also fear you

my whole deal is being so nightylamp it hurts

"robust" is the millennial word for "good"

buy my wallpaper

punchying a baby so fucing hard in the chest

i saw an account called "i love illuminati" and immediately went to follow. lo and behold its community friend abby.

lets eat penis

they gave me the key to the city, which opens the door to the city. im in they house stealing all the city objects. i had sex with the wife of the city.

Gender E N I U S The gender genius

ive been moving different ever since i got 2.9k followers

everyone more famous than me kys quickly im tryna see something

nightylamp should be a household name

i kinda dont like/understand when people say "a dog is as smart as a 1yo" or "pigs are more intelligent than dogs" by what measure? when did we solve where and how to properly gauge intelligence? i know we can have them solve tasks but that hardly seems complete.

experiencing bit envy