Incredible work and big up's to those magically disappearing poles. May they find peace and serenity in their destination.
Goldstein@goldstein.latinsky.app · 3h agoThey stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona.
✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨
@nihilisticuffs.com
JT. Progressive (harm-reductive, even if incremental, progress) Arkansan dude (he/him/whatever really), chronically dehydrated and flat out of patience. Like a unicorn with a drinking problem. Forklift certified. Burn the rebel flag and pass the sweet tea.
Goldstein@goldstein.latinsky.app · 3h ago
Not true. I give him full credit for being the single biggest piece of shit whose existence I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing. Full marks, no notes*. (*well, maybe ONE note)
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 4h agoTrump attacks Americans for complaining about the bad economy on his watch: “I don’t get any credit on anything”
*looks directly into camera* We most assuredly did not.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h agoTrump on the Biden years: "We had transgender for everybody"
"We shoulda hanged more traitors." - Me, and also probably Rogal Dorn, 'The Unyielding One', Praetorian of Terra
ginger ninja 🔜 STLV@funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 9h agoI saw terrain at the first 40k function I attended that was the destroyed remains of plantation houses with a little sign that said something like 'the only heresy is a desire to return' and I cannot tell you how much I wish I'd taken a photo
It's actually obscene that we're letting the world's most dementia-riddled grandpa run around like he actually controls one of the most powerful countries in the world and I'm still expected to treat the Congressional Republicans who allow it to continue like they're serious people.
No matter the outcome, this Michigan primary is gonna give me heartburn and probably make my feed unscrollable for three days minimum.
Me at every opportunity since 2016 and for the foreseeable future. Sorry y'all, but that's just the way it's gotta be.
rev. howard arson@theophite.bsky.social · yesterdayi support [$democratic_candidate] for [$public_office] and believe that their politics is a perfect fit for [$state]. I would drag my [$genital] over [$harmful_object_or_substance] to vote for [$democratic_candidate] this fall.
I wake up every morning to a bone-deep feeling of regret, but sure, whatever you say. Everything's going great, for sure for sure. 👍
New York Magazine@nymag.com · yesterdayOn social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?
🎶You can thank me for the messed-up head And the part that won't let me stop missin' her When I go to point a finger, I just aim it at the man in the mirror! But when it comes to holdin' on to a long-gone lonely At last call, wanna call 'er up...🎶
🎶Lay your heart into my perfect machine I will use it to protect you from me I will never let you see what's beneath So good for you and good for me We told ourselves we're right where we ought to be!🎶 ~ Starset - "PERFECT MACHINE"
Ah, yes, the content ESPN is happily paying like seventy million for. 😮💨
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d agoIt’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
I think "AI" plumpers should be happy I'm focusing mostly on the nonsense it's doing to my field, rather than how it's very clearly designed as a tool for the capture of wealth and capital by a bunch of accelerationist weirdos enthusiastically huffing their own farts from the depth of their K-holes
The Register@theregister.com · 3d agoSci-fi authors Scalzi and Stross decry AI's dystopian impact on their craft
This is the most abuser-coded dude I've ever seen in my life, I swear to god.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
It’s important to understand that when 1.2 million Americans are dying from a disease, any government action is excessive and tyrannical, but if a dozen trans women want to play soccer no government action can go far enough
I really can't wait to learn on which date my future favorite holiday falls.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoTrump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”
I really don't think I've ever met a person complaining about 'dimming their light' that I wouldn't prefer to simply put a lampshade on and never hear from again.
Misty Sparkle The Underhamster@mialynneb.bsky.social · 5d agoFuuuuuuuck off, bigot.
Ah, I see. It's going to be one of THOSE weekends. Excellent.
Well, I want to die.
Alt: A GIF of Bill Murray and Gwyneth Paltrow, sitting at a table together. Bill Murray is saying, "Well, I want to die."
static.klipy.com
My friendship is about loyalty and concern. If you want a friend to give a shit about you and want the best for you, you'll never find a better friend than me. If you need a friend to be nice to you all the time even if it means reinforcing and papering over your worst behaviors, get a fucking dog.
WHY IS THE BACKGROUND OF EVERY SCENE SO GODDAMN BLURRY
With a fucking gun to my head, I could not tell you which category any woman I have ever been with falls into, this is such a meaningless distinction in bodies.
Playboy@playboy.com · 7d agoWhat are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
🎶... In every place I'm on my toes, and still I feel like I impose It's okay to let me go if you need...🎶
Some Republicans protect their colleagues who sexually abuse women and children, while others turn a blind eye to their colleagues who physically abuse them. It's a big tent.
Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social · 6d agoSen. Jon Husted (R-Ohio) stared off into space today when I asked if he thinks fellow Ohio Republican Rep. Max Miller should end his reelection bid amid allegations by his ex-wife that he abused her and their 2-year-old daughter. www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...