Can we go back to half hour shows please. My attention span doesn’t run longer than that.
Nikki Jayne
@nikkijayne.bsky.social
Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼 West Mids. That means I say ‘mom’.
I ordered some shampoo on Amazon and it was meant to be Prime delivery but it’s being delivered by Evri and according to their tracking it’s not even at the final destination yet 😒 I don’t NEED it but this feels like false advertising.
Literally if I saw either of these people in the street I wouldn’t have a clue who they were. I only vaguely recognise their names.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 12h agoDemise of the monoculture: why so many have never heard UK’s record-breaking No 1 single
A new thing I’ve spotted that screams an LLM wtote it: randomly bolding text. STOP IT.
I slept really well last night but caught myself falling asleep CROCHETING earlier which is a skill. I assume the heavy weekend is still catching up with me.
Marinated some tofu in white miso, lemon juice and a little olive oil, air fried for 8 minutes, delicious.
The new Persil power wash that’s on sale everywhere right now is rubbish, didn’t even get deodorant marks out. Might just go back to Bold.
What is the best laundry detergent that works well with the delightful smelling Outdoorable fabric conditioners? I’m trying to find the best combo. It has to be bio because I am a messy eater and Fairy is WEAK when it comes to stain removal.
Seriously though, I will be so interested in this. I think us AI refuseniks will be in demand in the future. (I hope that’s not just copium.)
Nikki Jayne@nikkijayne.bsky.social · 21h agoA TERRIFYING amount. I’ll be interested to see studies into how AI obsessives’ thinking processes have atrophied in the coming years. Will they be more prone to dementia, for example?
Ugh one of my incisions is really pulling/giving me shooting pains every time I move. Must have pulled it yesterday at the gym, so a complete sofa day for me! Thank god I can pause my rings on my Apple Watch so they don’t guilt trip me.
Imagine looking at the colour of the grass in this country and thinking a disposable bbq was a good idea. Ban these idiots from voting.
Just oven cooked some salmon to perfection if I do say so myself. I only recently started cooking fish for myself so I’m always proud when it goes right!
My utility door has been opened THREE TIMES TODAY and I definitely closed it each time. Pesky little ghost.
Always remember to check the yardage of yarn before you order 🥲
Had an awkward mole removed from the back of my knee. Two stitches. I’m a stitch queen lately.
This basically means I’ll be helping to plan socials. My fave thing about work.
Nikki Jayne@nikkijayne.bsky.social · 2d agoOooh they’ve selected me to be on the engagement team at work 🥳 Getting my fingers in ALL the pies haha
Oooh they’ve selected me to be on the engagement team at work 🥳 Getting my fingers in ALL the pies haha
God I keep sleeping funny and waking up with a stiff neck. INFURIATING.
Ooof, bedtime I think. It’s been a heavy three days. But such fun!
Check out this photo I bought yesterday from Leamington’s Art in the Park! 😍
My stitches have all come away now but the wounds they’ve left look worse than the actual incisions! Got some steroid tape on order.
Dad’s just bought me a second hand Nikon DSLR! (The D3300) I’ll have to do that photography course now hahaha
Please sign this if you can. UK supermarkets throw away tons of perfectly edible, in date food and drink every day, they should be donating this to the needy. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75... This insta account reveals the waste daily www.instagram.com/food_waste_i...
Petition: Ban all supermarkets from throwing away edible food & require their donation
Everyday, UK supermarkets throw away tonnes of edible food while millions of people rely on food banks to survive. We believe this is wrong, and that food that is safe to eat should not end up in bins...
petition.parliament.uk
Mother of god Ariana is scary skinny 😣 Her recent pics are on pro-ana sites.
Ahhh should have gone home but the vibes were too good. Monday Nikki is going to judge Sunday Nikki.