OnlyFranz
@protopigeon.lol
Maladjusted, discombobulated, bemused, fermented. The illest you never knew.
Accidentally ordered Strawberry & Vanilla Cornettos
Crying Native American Indian Chieftain
Alt: Crying Native American Indian Chieftain
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I'm fed up of pigeon hate! They are cute little guys.
I just heard someone say, "you-nambiguous"
George Lopez: Confused Head Scratch
ALT: George Lopez: Confused Head Scratch
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Kemi Badenoch is getting less criticism for allowing a (‘former’) neo-Nazi run as a Tory candidate than Jeremy Corbyn got for pronouncing Jeffrey Epstein’s name incorrectly lol
Again, @zackpolanski.bsky.social, if a nazi becomes an ultraconservative Tory, they haven't stopped being a nazi.
Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 8h agoIncorrect, Zack. In-fucking-correct.
Been screen reader and keyboard shortcut testing some of our platforms today and let me tell you listening to a screen reader is utterly exhausting and also you really need to write decent alt text.
I missed the "lockheed liberal" thing earlier, so I did a search and bloody hell...they are legion! 😬
It really isn't a "conspiracy theory" to state that at least one of the reasons Burnham won't investigate Epstein's abuses in the UK is because he was given his seat and enabled to become PM by Labour Together, an org founded and managed by acolytes of Epstein's friend Peter Mandelson.
Burnham not considering public inquiry into UK activities of Jeffrey Epstein
Victims’ minister said earlier that PM was ‘looking into’ inquiry into Epstein and another into Mohamed Al Fayed
theguardian.com
Reminds me of this King, I wonder what he's up to now? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014...
Man fined for pretending to be ghost in Portsmouth cemetery
Police spokesman says witnesses complained about Anthony Stallard 'throwing his arms in the air and saying woooooo'
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Aidan O’Brien@aidanobrien.bsky.social · 10h agoFirst, you tell me to get a hobby; now it's an “appropriate hobby”.
The author of this, Joanna Williams (no, me neither) is quite something. Proudly listing all the heinous things Liddle did while alive and then saying "They're not fit to lick his boots" This is your brain on Telegraph, folks.
Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 12h agoThey linked to me in that Telegraph article about Rod Liddle ffs. I didn't even warrant a name, just 'transgender activist'. At least they called me 'he'. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08...
Why yes, yes I will say rude things repeatedly about a dead person who called in print for the mass murder of 100s of 1000s by thermonuclear weapons [amongst all the other violence against the living, esp the vulnerable & marginalised, he tirelessly advocated for]
Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 13h agoI was wondering why I’d got 19 clickthroughs from The Daily Telegraph…
Badenoch tripling down in defending a Nazi on the Today programme. I genuinely think she should be forced to step down over this. It’s fully, fully revolting.
EHRC Code of Practice comes into effect today so remember to be an absolute pain in the arse to any service provider who is trying to actively enforce it.
What's the point when only about five companies are capable of taking on major government contracts anyway? Or did those companies threaten the government to change the rules or they wouldn't offer services anymore?
Lucy Fisher@lucyfisher.ft.com · 23h agoEXC: UK govt is “stripping back” onerous public procurement rules in pro-growth shake up of system, Louise Haigh tells FT Overhaul will make job creation/skills development the only ‘social value’ requirement for biz competing for Whitehall contracts worth £90bn annually www.ft.com/content/9878...
🎶 Hit the moon in the eye, with rocket that can't fly. That's a moron 🎶
The Independent@the-independent.com · 14h agoBREAKING | An out-of-control SpaceX rocket has collided with the Moon READ MORE: trib.al/mGkWuJh
We need to incarcerate fewer people. We don't need to build more prisons or release killers early. Burnham could start by releasing Just Stop Oil and Palestine Action activists. #r4today
no cheating, post your lock screen
Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)@valleyguitarist.bsky.social · yesterdayno cheating, post your lock screen
British law is truly fascinating*, you can say "Jewish people don't face discrimination and actually they secretly run the world" and your employer can't sack you but protest against a genocide Britain is facilitating and you're an antisemitic terrorist *utter dogshit
rod liddle was so transphobic that he was censured by the *british* press regulator, becoming the first journalist to be censured for attacking a representative group, rather than an individual. get fucked you dead cunt
Ah yes, America. The land of Free Speech* *unless you call Larry Ellison "Zionist scum" on Reddit in which case you get banned 🤡
More enshittification, anyone? 🤢 www.techspot.com/news/113327-...
BMW is putting Spider-Man ads on your dashboard, after promising it never would
The promotion began on July 27, 2026, and is scheduled to run through August 10 across more than 70 markets. On supported vehicles, starting the car brings...
techspot.com
Absolutely no idea why this could be happening.
Sky News@news.sky.com · 2d agoNHS staff experiencing 'unconscionable' levels of racist abuse, survey finds