NINJA BORG

@ninjaborg.com

The greatest game ever created. A five-pointed shuriken to the face. Kill things and be awesome as fuck. Order now at https://www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg

Recently NINJA BORG got played by some newcomers and what one of them had to say was just about the best damned marketing anyone could ask for... "Every scene somehow made less sense than the previous one while simultaneously feeling completely natural. That’s the weird magic of NINJA BORG. 1/3

What if your traditional d4-type Wizard runs out of spells and turns out to be jacked and armed with a shotgun? Add a Jenga tower and a “meet at the gym” phase and you have your next favorite one-shot! BEEFY SHOTGUN WIZARDS! Watch the interview with the creator. youtube.com/live/Bd3j7Jj...

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To all my wretched scvm, unearth your dead and bring them to the discord server! In a few hours I'll be trying to run THE NEWEST MÖRK BORG CULT release, written by some asshole named Gaffy. I'll be trying to do it all day once I start, so join and keep an eye out for an open seat! Happy 7:7!

MÖRK BORG@morkborg.com · last mo.

FROM OUT OF THE MEAT PILE by Luis "Gaffy" Lopez, Johan Nohr, and Walton Wood is a new, post-TPK MÖRK BORG CULT zine about goblin butchery, cave surgery, and resurrection. It's a zine that is both A5 and A6, comes with a built-in GM screen, and it releases on 7/7. Preorder now at Pit Trap Shop .com

Text reading: "A post-TPK MÖRK BORG adventure", "Wow! That's a whole new way to print a zine!" and "Releasing 7/7. Preorder now, Pit trap shop.com" Two images: One zine cover titled FROM OUT OF THE MEAT PILE with an illustration showing a crazed goblin holding a knife. Another image is a photo of a zine spread.

I have been busy as of late so I've forgotten to market and repost this. The Tiger Princess of Treacherous Tripura is going to be a helluva thing, and to my best efforts I am writing it to compound the things you already like - save for a vicious appeal that perhaps a Rakshasa isn't a tigerman.

Brian Yaksha (He/They)@brianyaksha.bsky.social · 3mo ago

If you're unaware of what I'm talking about at all; you can find the crowdfunding page here (nearly 500 backers, quite nice.) www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...

NINJA BORG recently celebrated our third birthday (it was this past Sunday for anyone who cares). Here's our first baby picture from that glorious day

A screenshot of the first text written for NINJA BORG on April 26, 2023. It reads...

Stats
Pumped Up
Guitar Wailing
Going Berserk
Flipping Out and Killing People

Each point in a stat reduces die size one step

Resolution
Roll under Ninja Factor Target. Max roll is always failure.

Real Ultimate Power: d3 times per day, automatically succeed on any roll


Gear
Ninja sword
Ninja stars (ranged)

Ninja Magic
Turn Invisible
Disguise
Explode Head
E

Enemies
Punk
Biker Bear
Cyborg Pirate
CIA Mullet Operative
Zombie Nazi