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Witness the man who raves at the wall. Visit nixon.computer, where I write about every video game I beat. ATL 🐝
SOFTBALL WEEK 4 🥎: 0-3 batting, salvaged by an RBI sacrifice hit and reaching on error a couple times. Gotta hit the cages. Had a dreadful drop in left field followed almost immediately by probably the best catch of my life judging by the level of effort and reactions of my teammates. Fun! L, tho
The rest of the playoffs are shaking out pretty well, at least, and some cooler team will beat the fraudulent Dodgers. RIP 2026 Braves.
The 9 games that shaped who I (Adam Sandler's character from 9/11 drama Reign Over Me) am.
Some stars out there are WAY too big, man. The beautiful sun is already huge and it rounds down to non-existent compared to some of those guys. Not right.
Thinking about Truist Park as one of the great microcosms of the American Way.
Probably the purest distillation of my company's so-called "culture" is that the message indicating that our return-to-office mandate would be increasing to three days per week was generated by Claude and sent out by a fully remote employee.
Got my first traffic citation of my life today. The encounter made me late for work. The classic!
You'd think with all those platform fees Ticketmaster could afford to make an app that isn't the least usable piece of dogshit you've ever seen.
I've been playing Resident Evil 2 (1998) as my October game, and it's pretty good, but it's hard to enjoy what with President Evil 2 in the White House.
San Francisco may be a hive of the most amoral and uninteresting tech workers you've ever met, but one must admit it also suffers from one of the nation's worst housing crises and has cold and sunless summers.
SOFTBALL WEEK 3 🥎: 1-2 with a walk and a sac hit to TIE the game in the deciding inning, but then the shortstop LASERED it past 1B and over the fence to bring in the other runner and win us the game! Basically a walkoff. :v One nice catch on the run in left-center to strand 3 runners too. W 18-17
I actually have photographic proof that the Braves are WOKE. Can't seem to find an equivalent pic of the Mets?
Ben “James Hell Brooks” Jay 🦇@benjayingly.com · 2w agoIt's rocking right now at the Segregation Acres Country Club
Attn. Haters: I have officially moved back to the City of Atlanta after six years in unincorporated DeKalb County. Please update your list of potential disparagements of me accordingly. Thank you.
Thinking with great agony about the Georgia Governor's race. How is KLB the candidate we managed to field? How have GA Dems so severely fumbled our best chance to take back the Governor's mansion in decades? God.
I wonder if Obama's kids get messages in the family chat like "URGENT REQUEST FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA what was the name of that guy in the Shawshank Redemption" and "I am humbly requesting you to bring a boba tea on your way back"
