Naim Matasci

@nmatasci.bsky.social

Opinionated evolutionary geneticist, computational biologist, hat wearer · Views are my own · Pronouns: he/his/him

Anyone you see on your timeline right now praising RFK Jr. is a person you never need to take seriously on anything ever again. It is difficult to overstate just how extreme, conspiratorial, and insane RFK’s views are, on vaccines, microchips & beyond. He’s Alex Jones in a suit.

Stuck in bed with a bad case of COVID, feeling my brain is runny eggs. Checking the news: there is going to be a skibidi toilet movie and JD Vance fucked a couch. My brain must be gone for good.

Sales email: Let's connect! Me: let us not. Let's pretend we are ships passing in the night, blissfully unaware of each other's existence, just like we were five minutes ago.

To a beautiful beach on Nantucket A Musk fan planned to Cybertruck it He drove onto the strand And got stuck in the sand So the owner was forced to say fuck it (Photos via the Nantucket Current @ACKCurrent)

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