If wizards aren't real who was that that ate my sandwich?

All old special forces agents want to do is retire to a forest in peace but people just won't let them

Wait, why am I getting an email from James Carville? Thought he left the party.

Fremont Bridge Portland Bridgepedal 2026

Bauhaus Milhaus

I'm not trying to be trying I don't mean to be mean I just want to be wanted Because I love to be loved

Easy blocks for anti Biden posts

If you're blasting bass in your car just know we all think you're super cool and we're super jealous of your sweet stereo and musical choice.

Glurp glorp, snirp snorp Let's call the whole thing off

She's a 10 but she single-handedly blocks 2/3 of the aisle at the supermarket

I literally organized convoys of essential supplies by bicycle after hurricane Sandy in NYC, and in 25 years here cannot remember so much constant flash flooding and daily thunderstorms. This is a movie theater in Brooklyn today. We’re long past a tipping point. Our ship is capsizing.

I'm in Slate today with the tale of how a couple of invasive mosquito species have conquered the U.S., and what that means for our future (spoiler: it's not great!) Please read and share.

They’re the Most Annoying Creatures on the Planet. You Don’t Know What They’re Going to Unleash on America.

They can do a lot more than ruin your summer day.

slate.com

We need poets

Meanwhile, in could possibly kill everyone eventually news, ...

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 2d ago

Eliot Jacobson: As of August 5th, global sea-surface temperatures just set a new preliminary record high of 21.20°C. This breaks the previous record high of 21.17°C set on April 24, 2024.

AI telling me I'm a jive bumpkin AND substandard JavaScript programmer really threw me for a loop guys Imma be back

The Mercury spoke with several people who purchased electric bikes through Portland Clean Energy Fund's new rebate program. While the recipients’ backgrounds and transportation habits varied, everyone echoed the same general sentiment: e-bikes are game-changing.

E-Bike Town - Portland Mercury

Earlier this summer, Sabrina Taylor picked up her new electric bike, purchased with a rebate through the Portland Clean Energy Community Benefits Fund’s (PCEF) new e-bike incentive program. Not long a...

portlandmercury.com

Friday you guys

"Our latest AI model, ApplePumpkin, might have serious, serious security implications, it's so powerful. Be scared but also did we say how powerful it is?" -Every new model release now

We need to run Dundon out of town, fucking jackass. #blazers #portland

Ewww? You're saying ewww? Oh I guess you've never heard of fartmaxxing, get with it grampa.

Dear Democrats: This should be everywhere.

Provisions will be provided to most

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 3d ago

fool me once.

nice knowin' ya

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 4d ago

Breaking News: Scientists have used A.I. to create new viruses for the first time, raising hopes for medical advances while also raising the possibility that the technology could someday be used to invent dangerous pathogens.

if you had to buy one of two domains, ratehiker.com or hikerater.com, which would you choose, and why?

Dream job alert.

Experience: I drive a bus for dogs

I worked with children for years, so the noise doesn’t bother me. You know you’ve done a good job if they’re quiet on the way home

theguardian.com

I told her to pretend she's the stock market and squeeze my shorts

Do you think monkeys call it humaning around?

holy cow have you seen these pictures on the inter net? some of them don't leave much to the imagination!

If air can be super smoky and unhealthy there should also be a freak situation where it's super healthy and has multivitamins. This is more to the universe creators if you're listening.

Thursday morning, software engineer Enter 2 2 2 Enter Esc. What are you working on? No redo that. Use Elastic not postgres. Enter 2 2 2