Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸
@patrickworld.bsky.social
DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m kidding 🤷🏾♂️
Being a hand talker is all fun and games till you accidentally summon the dark forces
work: *weekly 15five surveys are required, be brave, be honest, so we can improve* me: 3/5 across the board; no hr doesn't have my back; no i don't believe we're doing what we can to deal with discrimination, esp racism; no i am not given the tools i need to do my job work: welcome to the purge
work *we are open to new ways of doing everything, there are no bad ideas* me: presents an idea 🥹 work: *that’s a bad idea and we’d never do that what are you even thinking this isn’t a daycare take your insane ramblings back to wherever you came from and just do things the way the always do*
printing out your skeets and crumpling them into a ball for a three-pointer.
if god intended for women to remain fertile this late in life, the least she could've done is give us a penis
Born on this day: Patrick Ewing, Jamaican‑American basketball legend and Hall of Famer, whose dominant presence defined the New York Knicks through the 1980s and 1990s, Olympic gold medalist, Georgetown star, and later coach known for his fierce competitiveness and leadership.
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
Dizzy Gillespie, Sonny Stitt & Sonny Rollins Sonny Side Up (1957) Dizzy Gillespie - trumpet Sonny Stitt - sax Sonny Rollins - sax Ray Bryant - piano Tommy Bryant - bass Charlie Persip - drums My Favorite Tracks "The Eternal Triangle" youtu.be/PaRRl_aI5D8?si "After Hours" youtu.be/NRRowle7A3o?si
If there’s a lady at your work who has her own office, and when you walk by she’s luxuriously applying hand cream: that’s a bad bitch 💅🏾
Born on this day: Louis Armstrong, the legendary trumpeter whose gravel‑rich voice reshaped American music. A pioneer of jazz, he blended virtuosic horn playing with charismatic singing, creating timeless recordings that influenced generations and defined the sound of 20th‑century popular culture.
Born on this day: Louis Armstrong, the legendary trumpeter whose gravel‑rich voice reshaped American music. A pioneer of jazz, he blended virtuosic horn playing with charismatic singing, creating timeless recordings that influenced generations and defined the sound of 20th‑century popular culture.
‘what’s that? work? k whatever just bring me back some treats later’
I deleted all the social media apps off my phone for a week and I feel WORSE actually so I don’t know
They haven't found Mitch yet? I'm sending in the experts.
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on my front porch to show them what I'm capable of.
I can’t explain it but I want to fight Jonah hill
The real tariffs were the stock market manipulations they made along the way
YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF THE IRE OF THE IGUANA PEOPLE. YOUR SOFT TISSUES DO NOT STAND A CHANCE.
Born on this day: Tom Brady, legendary NFL quarterback known for his unmatched leadership, precision passing, and seven Super Bowl victories. His relentless discipline and competitive spirit redefined excellence, inspiring generations of athletes and fans across two decades of deflated football.
Scritti Politti a delightful 80s New Wave band.
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 2d agoA single piece of confetti is called a ‘confetto.’ spaghetti = spaghetto graffiti = graffito
Not asking for anything other than support here. It’s just really hard for me on Monday at 1pm when my east coast mutuals start talking about “quitting time” and “beer o’clock” I fully support and hold no prejudice about this I just prefer not to hear about it