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they made agnes gooch into a real guy and she's me 26, she/her. library science student. held hostage by #bb28
taylor: america needs a better story pq: yah taylor: if i was home, id be like wtf is going on, somebody step in, help them! pq: help them! ya no one wants to see that taylor: nobody wants to watch this shit no more, i know i wouldnt wanna watch this shit no more #bb28
“welcome to boston here are some places to eat near you” and not a single apothecary offering mysterious and dubious potions. thanks for nothing google maps
i feel very impressed with myself that i was seemingly able to fool so many people in my life, myself included, into thinking that i was a complete person with a normal array of interests and goals. i have pulled off the ultimate quarter century long con
oh no the Blue Sox are trading Jackston Fuxley for Hjonwald Mendoza!!!! this is what you sound like
including my past self! bc last time i moved out i did not get knocked on my emotional ass even a fraction as hard
nobody told me moving would suck rocks this much
let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked
and Denae Benites hits the first home run in Women's Pro Baseball League history!
lala kills me i wish she was more involved in the game #bb28
it’s always the assholes being like “but i’m so nice” and the chill people being like “i fear i am somewhat unsavory at times“ like i get that they want us to feel superior to these people but god damn this shit is tiring #bb28
drew needs to quit playing with me before my whimsy curdles into resentment… #bb28
Examples of "drewfus" in a sentence: drewfus (noun) * Yesterday, I became a drewfus, when I joined in the mass bbsky drewlusion of drew's coin of destiny. * Last night, I went to sleep, still a drewfus. * This morning, I woke up, still a drewfus. * Today, I will continue to be a drewfus. #bb28
drewfus (noun) person who believes in the drewlusion of drew's coin of destiny #bb28
drewfus (noun) person who believes in the drewlusion of drew's coin of destiny #bb28
Drew is planning to use the coin after T'Kor and Kimo talk to Quinn #bb28
it’s pretty cooked.. but hey, this is awesome! *starts doing pushups* - Drew #bb28
i always forget that all roads lead to chuk’s unrequited crush on haley that causes him to be nasty towards every woman in the house just to prove how much he loves haley #bb28
i like that when things get bad enough we all sort of short-circuit and integer overflow our way into making our own fun #bb28
you guys are all missing what’s really at play here. ashley is about to come back into the game with super powers and all you can talk about is drew drew drew #bb28