dehydration feels so good when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you to drink water
when something I like includes a reference to something else: "oh damn, ball knower, good shit" when something I don't like includes a reference to something else:
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
Great, I am now BANNED from submitting suggestions to the Library of Congress, just because every single day I send them an email asking them to archive Jerma Streams The Simpsons: Hit & Run.
Five Nights at Cancer
just invented an unbeatable chess move, i'm calling it 2 horses 1 queen
slut test (male ) Q1: have you ever been sucked off wearing a Tuxedo
gonna do an inverse goatse where i shove my butt cheeks into my ass hole
you know how you can gargle water in the back of your throat, i can do that with diarrhea in my butt
I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real
Casey Explosion@caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 2y agoFine, zoot suit samus this is bad, please someone do better
leasing out my ballsack to the Louvre but my dick is in the Smithsonian