I was starting at this picture for so long wondering where mew was in this picture. I'm cooked.

Mew Pokemon Laughing

Alt: Mew Pokemon Laughing

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vic! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ@gizmouse.bsky.social · yesterday

accidentally misspelled new england as mew england

Got to see Melanie Martinez last night!!!! it was super fun and here are some of my favorite sets 🥰🥰🥰

Bucees is a place of wonder, wander, and wondering why.

Being an unbeatable fan is so hard bc I don't want to pour my money into capitalism but, like, look at the fuckin merch!!! Look at it!!!

Me: you ever think about how in order to fight the capitalist machine, one must partake in it in order to survive, leading to a neverending spiral of suffering, and in order to escape it, the revolution must be now? The wild squirrel who just chewed a 6 inch hole in the drywall: squeak

This song is Yuri. youtu.be/P0NfaKiPIMc

I'm so proud of this eevee!!

I hope the "banana bread at work" dude is having the best day.

Every single high quality image of Toby Fox is a fake. In 2008, Toby Fox made a deal with the devil to become famous but only if every single picture of him immediately crunched down to less than 200 pixels after being taken. Even god cannot perceive his essence in it's fullness.

Thank glob the world cup is over now bluesky can go back to- aw fuck, trump was at the ceremony.

It's day 7, and there have now been over 20,000 responses to the Gender Census! If you laugh in the face of the gender binary, please click here: survey.gendercensus.com #LGBT #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #survey #pride #gender

As much as pomni is a woman, it would still feel like mpreg, to me.

Arch enemy: you can't solve every problem with the power of friendship! Me: *solves every problem with the power of friendship* Arch enemy: huh... Well... Damn... Egg on my face, I guess.

I will never understand people who search shows for every plot hole just to complain about them. Maybe you just aren't supposed to know everything. Art does not owe you any explanation or closed loop. Get over yourself.

unbeatable

All caps or no caps Oh yeah? What about backwards caps? (Apologies in advance to screen readers) ɘldɒɟɒɘdnu

Disappearing Guy walks into a bar and th Before that, Velma was mostly talking about girls. Hot Of course, it all started with Candlejack, who as we all know k

Happy Bastille day! You know what to do! (: __________ |________| || || ||""""""|| ||"-_n. || || "*N,|| || "-|| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ----- || || __ || ||--(__)-|| || || """""""""7

"verify your age" I am 12, just like everybody else.

jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 3w ago

"verify your age" no

Sometimes a tank top makes me feel like I have fat tits and it's super gender 🥰

Lindsey Graham got made fun of on dropout and

You're laughing?! Lindsey Graham shit himself and you're laughing!!

"There's an XKCD for everything" "There's a dril tweet for everything" Okay, but is there any mapping of xkcd comics to dril tweets? It feels like there's an equation to be solved here.

Adding "One Position Rod Holder" to my list of devastating insults.

In middle school I got in trouble for getting past the proxy and playing this game on a school computer during class. What a time.

Woke Dog@mtfujoshipiss.yuri.agency · 4w ago

Me when I'm a pirate walking my dog around a dig site and my men keep coming up and saying "Woojiwoojiwoojiwooji" to them.

MaxPoetic@maxpoetic.online · 4w ago

why does everyone on this site talk so fucking weird to me dog

Show yourself

Cary (Kay)@nomopo13.bsky.social · last mo.

They are so cool, they should kiss each other.

They are so cool, they should kiss each other.

Hey. You're in my hole.