Noodles
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She/they. Doctor - professional "sorry for the wait" apologiser.
![Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.
A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v5vphilwcf6nunioeyrpxw6g/bafkreibeadpx66jtqlttglhgbgkew6g65haxqngz5yt6p3ybwyi5zney54)
Bed, z-drug, melatonin and magnesium. Night shifts are the fucking worst.
Did someone say Bank holiday weekend night shifts? Making the most of my one day off this week 😒
I cannot believe I have to write this. It doesn't matter what someone is wearing, it is not an invitation to touch without consent. Twice I've worn something similar to the below out and a man has felt it to be an invitation to pull on it or touch it without asking. Next time I snap your fingers.
No AI means no fucking AI, there isn’t an exception because you thought a particular example of it was especially funny/creepy/whatever. Loads of people keep sharing those ‘remembering Britain’ POV fake nostalgia AI videos - people who I’m pretty sure wouldn’t share an AI headline or image. Stop.
Got an email today saying my leave request to take my GP exam has been approved. I put in the request in April. The exam was a month and a half ago. Results are already out.
A reminder after the emergency alerts yesterday that if you have a concealed phone and having this make a noise might put you in danger (for example, victims of domestic abuse) you can opt out of the alerts. Instructions on how to turn these off are here: www.gov.uk/alerts/optin...
Opting out of emergency alerts
Opting out of emergency alerts
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Only a medium amount of shit running down my leg there. Thanks Andy🔥
That epi-pen I jabbed in my thigh when I wasn't allergic to anything really made me feel like shit.
I'm genuinely astonished I've passed my Royal College written exams after an absolute motherfucker of a year. Don't really know what to do with myself with no exams looming for at least six months and no results to get anxious about. Can't believe it.
Ya gals only gone and got diplomad up in Sexual and Reproductive Health. And is competently throwing coils and implants in all over the shop. You want to enjoy sex in a healthy way without getting babied up? I got your back.
HAHAHAHA A man just came to the door from EE and asked to speak to "the man of the house" about internet providers. Imagine there being a man inside my house. Preposterous.
Happy new Ted Lasso day to all who celebrate. Got up early to watch it before first day at the new hospital and it was Absolutely Worth It.
Ted Lasso Coach Beard Shouts 'Let's Go!'
ALT: Ted Lasso Coach Beard Shouts 'Let's Go!'
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Pharyngeal gonorrhoea mis-diagnosed by a pharmacist and given ineffective antibiotics which have interfered with subsequent testing. Pharmacy first is such an overfunded scheme. Just fund general practice properly and stop replacing doctors with people not trained to diagnose.
I'm supposed to be working part time at 80% because of ongoing health conditions, and am being paid as such. My average working hours for the next four months are 36.4 hours/week. That is considered part time for a doctor. The full time for AfC staff is between 36-37.5 hours/week.
People using the perv glasses anywhere is grim. People using them in a hospital is abhorrent. People who then post the recordings for content on social media should be arrested. And no it's not the same as staff bodycams, which are used when threatened and crucially, videos not posted for clicks.
Successfully dyed some clothes I’d accidentally bleached ✅ Dyed my own legs and feet, now look vaguely necrotic 💀
I am, admittedly, an anxious person. Not even I am afraid of some M&S knickers on a hanger. Crotchless or otherwise.
Sick of this clear anti-Mancunian propaganda from the @nytimes.com
I don't normally like "this is just a distract from..." takes but NIGEL FARAGE IS JUST TRYING TO GET THE ESTABLISHMENT TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HIS GAJILLIONS OF DODGY DONATIONS AND IT'S WORKING YOU ABSOLUTE CUNTS
Incase anyone wonders why doctors moan about their conditions: I'm in a training program, I don't know where I'm working in 10days time. Which hospital? Which specialty? No rota & no-one to ask cos no-one knows. Can't plan a holiday or to see friends, could be on-call. It's SUPERB for the menty H
Tomorrow is my 39th birthday. I didn’t have a washing machine at home when I was growing up until late teenage years. I was today years old when I found out there’s a filter in a washing machine and you’re supposed to clean it. Ffuuuuucccckkkkkk.
Can’t wait to see a naked bodybuilder start hunting us down irl www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
OpenAI says its AI went rogue and launched 'unprecedented' cyber-attack
It is one of the first publicly disclosed cyber-attacks carried out by AI without direct human involvement.
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Nothing like FaceTiming with a pal and they offer to send you some spot patches for your nose 😭😭😭 Honestly I’d do a cracking job of leading Father Christmas’ sleigh.
I’ve had *horrible* anxiety around exams since medical school, when I was really unwell, grieving & got zero support. This week I’ve passed a college exam (not my GP ones, those results are pending) with 87%. Turns out a supportive training environment & a trainer who invests in you is priceless.