Daniel Norcross

@norcrosscricket.bsky.social

Freelance cricket commentator largely to be found on TMS and general grifter. The least capable co host on @zeroduckspod Will work, not very hard, for money and/or fine wine.

The Surrey Vagrants Cricket Club are coming to play our five clubs in early September, but they have three spaces remaining in their squad. Reach out to Paul Lack via the contact details if you are interested in joining their squad!

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Ooyvind Norstaad, Stig Bloemfomstein, Thor Heyerdahl, Edvard Munch, Roald Amundsen, Jo Nesbo, King Haakon VII. Your guys took an unlucky and devastating defeat in boiling hot confitions that rendered the game a borderline lottery. Can you hear me, King Haakon VII?

I’m feeling strange. To lose to Norway feels like the entirely right thing to do. Better than losing to Argentina or France. They will obviously lose at some point, and I love Norway. Sovereign wealth fund, best bit of commentary ever, The Heroes Of Telemark. This could be the easiest q-f ever.

They’ve already run out of Fery puns (although Fery across the mercy may yet occur if he takes pity on a stricken foe). So expect painful uses of ‘fairytale’ shortly before a race to the bottom with ‘Fery good’.

One of, indeed maybe the only occupational hazard of being a TMS commentator is being tagged in a clip going up on the hellsite which you are encouraged to RT, thereby glancing at the replies and discovering how much of a c**t you apparently are.