Normal_Matt
@normal-matt.bsky.social
#1 Frasier enjoyer He/him I make beer and talk about it a lot
It's stupid in 4 different ways thinking about it for 2 seconds but, actually, it's so much stupider. Only the mind of a man with the worst penis on earth could dream this up. I am going crazy.
Just finished Mike Flanagan's Carrie so possible spoilers for that: I have never witnessed a peice of media cannibalize itself and it's own themes and the 11th hour like this before. The Marvel-ification of all media needs to be studied.
To this point: We need to be more critical of bars and resturants that demand deals, pay to play, etc. They get their kegs dirt cheap but still want to make 1k on a keg they paid 150 bucks for. This is why I drink at dive bars.
Normal_Matt@normal-matt.bsky.social · last mo.A pint costs 9 or 10 bucks and young people have never had less money what the fuck did you think was going to happen.
It's so funny talking to buddies in craft beer then the whiplash I get when I talk to a person in macro about people drinking less. Craft: "Yeah it's nice, I sleep better knowing people are being more safe." Macro: "I am going to to start mailing bombs unless I can get more 13 year olds drinking."
I think the most insidious Disney adult is actually the 40+ year old Marvel dude who believes consuming these films (or not consuming them) is a form of political activism, closely followed by the Star Wars guy who insists Star Wars has never been political.
Disney adult includes guys who are way too into Marvel and Star Wars. Sorry I don't make the rules.
I felt kind of hostile over this. Don't get me wrong, it was. I find the disciple of Doug Walker/AVGN archetype to be incredibly exhausting. These indefinitely stunted adult men who have devoted themselves to clapping like seals at a cgi cartoon of a toy they owned when they were 10...
Normal_Matt@normal-matt.bsky.social · 3mo ago
Just fixed a major plumbing issue myself. Will be riding this high for a while (it took me 3 hours to do what a plumber could have done in 20 minutes)
All future consoles may cost a bare minimum of $1000 but at least you can ask chatgpt if it's raining outside
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 5mo agoSteam Machine 512GB is $1,049.00 buff.ly/L2QgLVy 2TB with Controller $1,428 buff.ly/TW3rHgW
British people don't get to have food like then and then be transphobic. I'm sorry but the only danger to kids in bathrooms is the British bloke about to return his jellied eels to the sewer.
The fact this happened in a liquor primary is so funny. Also you know everyone's politics by what they ordered.
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)@theserfstv.bsky.social · 7mo agoNormalize calling every one of these fascist ghouls a pedophile rape apologist for defending Trump through all this disgusting mess
Unlike you slamming your penis in the car door and gaining nothing but hedonistic pleasure, I was slamming my penis in textbooks and novels, gaining knowledge and wisdom of the ages.
