// guy who got a concussion at work and can't have any screen time (me) 🫶
♡ kumu ilima!
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28, they/he 🌺 vice principal and instructor at melemele trainer school 🌺 hula instructor 🌺 surfing instructor < hi i'm midi! late 20s, mdni >
"i love spicy food but it doesn't love me" ok have you considered cherishing spicy food? providing for spicy food? reminding spicy food that you'll always be there for them?
mondays are my saturdays but this one REALLY felt like a monday 😞
tv is bad now because they don’t show us women with green face masks and cucumbers on their eyes relaxing anymore
Grandpa would be sad to hear people hate Pokémon for appearance alone. They're friends!
Bathed in the mystical glow of the setting sun, they navigate the heavens with the grace of angels, their wings of mist weaving a tapestry of beauty in the sky #Mantine #Primarina #NewPokemonSnap #NintendoSwitch
It's not the AM anymore you know what that means. wine.
before pride month ends, does anyone want to admit they want to have frozen piña coladas on the beach at golden hour with me 😳
love to end my lovely day at the farmer's market with a category 5 nosebleed 💖
you're actually allowed to put raspberries in your apple juice mimosa btw
public universal friend unless you give me a reason not to be lol