NormHal

@normhalhueman.bsky.social

🔞NO MINORS🔞 | 22 | He/Him | Traditional artist | We do a little big & farty belly sketching... Mostly repubs though—

I just spent over an hour trying to fix a razor constructed by a madman who believes friction and gravity is stronger than screws in terms of holding things in place. To that madman, I say "I hate you" and "I hope you find it easier to assemble your brains back together in space without a helmet"

$20 for anybody who'll eat chili or beans for a day, take a before & after photo of their belly, and tell me how gassy they're getting >:3 (Except I don't have $20, so nobody do it unless they like me/ the challenge enough to do it for free)

I'm as much against AI slop as the next guy, but can't one of these prompt generated videos be like... Good? Where's the "AI SSBBW inflates herself with gassy foods by holding it all in". She starts out plenty fat, but then binges on like pizzas & mexican food, & every cut her belly's doubled sizes

—and to just try to ignore it. It sort of puts Erma through a troublemaker phase where she starts to haunt random people's houses & objects, but Erma still never goes too far to actually hurt anyone, just to scare people. I haven't written any further than that, though.

I mean, I dunno anything about a postcard, but I've had one idea for Erma.. An older Erma, maybe in her tween/early teen years having a sort of power surge making her dark powers stronger than usual. Her mother consoles her saying it's apart of her family, basically her body try to monster-ize her—