Me when I’m debating whether to shave my beard because of the growing amount of gray
North Florida Gay
@northflagay.bsky.social
Reliably bitter, cynical, and sarcastic with usually a beer in hand.
I don’t go on vacation for another 8 days but I already feel mentally checked out
Stan Twitter Monkey Points with Boredom
ALT: Stan Twitter Monkey Points with Boredom
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My stomach has been uncomfortably gurgling all morning
I think I’m legally obligated to post if it’s National Underwear Day
Made a healthy ground turkey, sweet potato, and black bean concoction tonight to have over some cauliflower rice and it honestly has exceeded my expectations
Ever look at what’s in your spam folder and immediately feel filthy?
Judge Judy Regrets Laptop Use
ALT: Judge Judy Regrets Laptop Use
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Owning a 90 year old home sounds quaint until you realize how expensive the upkeep is
Oomf who’s another 80s kid just told me he never has watched a full episode of The Golden Girls
Delete, Erase, Unfollow: Whatever
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I miss being able to eat spicy food without getting an upset stomach, getting old is for the birds
hey man the bank just called — your butt card got canceled for receiving too many suspicious deposits :(
Just went to Lowe’s, Home Depot, and Sherwin Williams in one swoop, I’m feeling very masc now
Behind a Sprinter van with a Utah tag. Could the RHOSLC ladies be in Tallahassee?
Found two lucky pennies on the ground on my walk, things are already beginning to look up
Need to be productive today but a dreary morning is more conducive to other plans
Got 8 hours of sleep and waking up to soft rumblings of thunder instead of an alarm 👌🏻
Today has ended up a flop, I would like a do over please
Couldn’t fall back asleep after 4:30, my body missed the memo it’s Saturday 🫠
Yes I did go right home and change into my Blanche Devereaux inspired tank top
Wipes inspired by a probiotic soda may be a bridge too far for me
Taking advantage of the back to school tax free holiday exactly as I’m sure was intended….by buying another swim brief and 2 jock briefs
Beyoncé Playing a Nintendo Game
ALT: Beyoncé Playing a Nintendo Game
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Happy Friday, can I retire yet? (Kind of jealous of my one employee who is indeed retiring today)
I’ve been shopping for a new lockset for the entry door I’m replacing and I’ve been so indecisive other than I think I’m going to go with an electronic keypad
It’s always lovely doing a neighborhood walk on the morning of garbage pickup in summer with all the lovely scents wafting in the air
Fish Reacts to Fart Smell
ALT: Fish Reacts to Fart Smell
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Lmao they just rescheduled for tomorrow because of vehicle problems so I lost that excuse
North Florida Gay@northflagay.bsky.social · 7d agoI have an appointment for a fence estimate at 9 am so obviously that means I need to take the entire day off
I have an appointment for a fence estimate at 9 am so obviously that means I need to take the entire day off