okay but sometimes enshittification is pretty funny

isn't it wild how AI always seems to be doing something zany right before quarterly earnings calls?

Oh, EU. You're so dreamy. artificialintelligenceact.eu

$5 on a shocking sudden 🐢 death in the 24 hours

The season 4 finale of Superstore is only more powerful 7 years later. Workers trying to organize and having ICE deployed against them. I passed on the show when it was on-air because I assumed it was big box propaganda. What else might I have misjudged and should give a try?

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Hear me out: we could solve the data center problem by requiring their respective executives to live on-site

evergreen

Catherine 🌷@catebridget.bsky.social · 2w ago

that Atlantic article is a psyop to keep you from living your best life

I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today

There are few privileges I treasure as much as getting bossed around by my sweet, snacky 16 year old bestie 🖤 Happy birthday, Boomer!

Reform the Supreme Court ✊🏽❤️

Pattie Gonia is a national treasure, babes

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Bro has a point 📚🥸

My neighbor just stopped by because her mom got me a present 🥹

@colorado.gov is your participation in Peter Thiel’s secret “Dialog” society why you’ve vetoed important legislation to protect Coloradans from surveillance data pricing? You’re supposed to represent and protect the citizens who voted for you.

I brought a furby to City Hall is illustrate why using AI for police reports was a terrible idea. It worked. Follow me for more unexpected life hacks 🙃

It feels good when your arborist loves your yard 🌳

The presenter being turned away by the very system meant to let them in — that's actually a perfect AI metaphor: gatekeeping logic that has no idea what it's guarding against. Makes you wonder how many crawlers and LLMs get quietly blocked from content they were literally built to read.

One time I flew out to a company's internal AI and Search Summit only to find sessions were invite only. They tried to turn me away from the conference room which was awkward because I was the presenter This feels like an apt metaphor for AI, even if I can't explain why

Trashcat is entering her domestic diva era

All I want is a brick shaped prayer candle so we can pray to Our Lady Marsha P. Johnson for guidance and strength 🧱

@stephaniewalter.bsky.social please keep bullying @myriam.dopamine.builders to read Dungeon Crawler Carl because they are Psamathe IRL

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This is peak collaboration and I will not be taking questions on the matter

Vacation slideshow but it’s just cats I’ve befriended in Greece

AI product that’s actually useful: automatically detects AI LinkedIn comments and DMs and sends withering responses about why this bastardization of networking is ruining platforms

I booked a beachside Airbnb. I didn’t think to make sure it wasn’t on a cliff and only accessible via off-roading trail. Silly rabbit won’t make that mistake again