Prediction: At some point Trump will say that the Statue of Liberty should be polished to its original copper color.
Everyone “finishing” this game is like “my my what a delightful little puzzler” and everyone that sticks with it sounds like the protagonist at the end of a lovecraft story.
Rebekah Valentine@duckvalentine.bsky.social · last yr.I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE MOST UTTERLY BAT SHIT THING IN THE BLUE PRINCE I HAVE SEEN THUS FAR
I beat #blueprince after about 20 hours, but I only unlocked 1 achievement. I just found a puzzle that leads to 8 more puzzles, that will, I assume, lead to even more puzzles. Too much game in my game. #GOTY
If I had a pet parrot, I would be a menace. Just a constant hype man on my shoulder for me to run bits with. 1980s highschool bully level shenanigans.
In the interest of full disclosure, this remark was prompted by overthinking why some variations of the "she eben on my nezer til I scrooge" template meme work and others don't, and how sometimes it's because it just doesn't seem plausible that a given piece of gibberish could be a sex act.
Nothing makes me want to call in a bomb threat more than setting up window 11 on a new laptop. Allegedly.
Listening to the #darksouls soundtrack is wild, because I'm intimately familiar with the start of every song, but past around the one minute mark it is entirely new noises. Usually either the boss is dead by then or I am.
I have never once said "correct me if I'm wrong" without being absolutely sure that I was right.
There is an Isaac Newton diss in Nosferatu that had me cackling aloud, and friends, let me tell you: I laughed alone.
Movie theaters should serve tater tots instead of popcorn.
Any movie can be improved simply by adding the Penguins of Madagascar.