Steven Godfrey@stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 3h ago

I think it’s entirely possible to convince millions of football fans of a totally fake network TV show based solely on commercials during games. We’d never know. “Chicago Fire” can’t be real.

Man City punishment needs to be biblical, getting tired of the bad guys winning all the time

one of the most cursed images I've ever seen

Nobody wants to score in this Habs/Wings game. 0-0 and now through four rounds of no goals in the shootout lmao

I still think the “Trump is a Russian agent” shit is just tin foil hat stuff but he’s really not doing much to disprove it

How the fuck did that go in??

Honestly what the fuck are we doing anymore

Kyle Cheney@kyledcheney.bsky.social · 2d ago

The United States is now importing fuel from Russia, per President Trump.

Run Ass’d In

5 months ago. The Onion nails it again

The Onion@theonion.com · 6mo ago

DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firing-squad-as-means-of-entertainment/

Unload the drafts

Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose

ALT: Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose

static.klipy.com

Build your roofs higher losers

Playing in the postseason and starring in a CBC comedy drama series

Emily@emilydawn.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Brenton Doyle is a Newfoundland-ass name

Gary Oldman as Jackson Lamb is a legacy performance

Weather is absolutely perfect out. Yes, I am Mr Fucking Autumn

My “Anti-Plague Research Institute” is raising a lot of questions already answered by its name

ANOTHER Bolsonaro?

FRANCE 24 English@en.france24.com · last wk.

🔴 BREAKING - Brazil presidential election heads to runoff with Bolsonaro ahead of Lula

If you still vacation/own property in Florida can I ask one question: why? www.cbc.ca/news/world/f...

Florida weighs ditching property taxes and sticking Canadians with the bill | CBC News

Florida voters are weighing whether to scrap residential property taxes and the state's governor has a solution to that potentially huge revenue loss: tax Canadians more.

cbc.ca

Still one of the best moments I’ve seen live.

Kevin Glew@coopincanada.bsky.social · last wk.

10 years ago today, Toronto Blue Jays slugger Edwin Encarnacion belted a walk-off, three-run home run off Ubaldo Jimenez to give the Blue Jays a 5-2 win over the Baltimore Orioles in the American League Wild-Card game.

new wolfenstein looks like shit

Elias Pettersson looks, dare I say, maybe back

I hate drivers in the GTA. 2 times this afternoon I stopped in a line of cars turning to leave a gap, once for a crosswalk only intersection with a light and the other for the “do not stop here” area front of a fire station & both times some dumbass cuts in front from the other lane to block the gap

And these are the same guys who yell about us staying out of their politics “or else”. Get fucked

The Globe and Mail@theglobeandmail.com · last wk.

Seeing too many Bradford for mayor signs around the annex

So does an owner being suspended mean he gets no income from those games or what

Tom Pelissero@tompelissero.bsky.social · last wk.

49ers principal owner Jed York has been suspended for six regular-season games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy, the NFL announced today.

Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator https://theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-eat-crow-after-son-makes-it-as-beetlejuice-impersonator/

I will not be taking any follow up questions on this

Colin@notafullcolon.bsky.social · 2w ago

Canucks can be as shit as possible but it always feels good to beat the Oilers in G1 of the season.

I love this 649 ad where the son sends his parents on a “cruise” that is just a BC Ferry

Meidroth knew that was gone the second it left the bat that’s gotta feel amazing