im not a professional. i can only make amateurgesterone spray 😔
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hi im maia a.k.a. bones welcome to my zone mute the word "tarantula" to avoid photos of my spider i am over 30 and very tired she/her
i think i caught a cold when i went on the train. of course. another reason i fucking hate train travel, i get sick whenever i ride on one
TMBG Heardle #1590 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Minute Cryptic - 6 August, 2026 "Soulless, gruesome complex!" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (15,848 solvers so far).
sorry i know im starting to rant now but i fucking hate the medical establishment. absolutely unfit for purpose (due to privatisation and misogyny, not in its own right. i do not hate the nhs i just think it could be, yknow, improved somewhat. mostly by communist transsexual women lmao)
phlebotomists listen to my warning that if they dont let me lie down with my feet up i WILL get dizzy and throw up when my blood pressure drops challenge [impossible]
theyre feeding me the substance that killed rfks brain worm tomorrow
if it were made today brooklyn 99 would be called brooklyn 67
my homunculus is at the garage having its mot and im worried bc it has been making a weird clicking noise lately and its "check organs" nipple has been glowing. this shit is gonna cost me so many gold pieces i should probably just hatch a new one
i havent seen my best friend in a couple years bc of life stuff and moving to another part of the country but now the new house is mostly functional shes able to visit and so shes coming tomorrow to stay for a couple weeks and im so excited!! and were both introducing each other to our partners 🥰
TMBG Heardle #1589 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Minute Cryptic - 5 August, 2026 "Big fans of bananas eat "boring grapes"" (5,4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (16,400 solvers so far).
if you have a loud phone call on public transport you should be ostracised from society
they should invent a train service that functions as a train service. just a crazy thought i had inside my twisted mind
english towns love to be called shit like "smethwick", "hagley", and "cradley heath"
if i were from the q continuum i think i would just choose to not be bored. they are essentially omnipotent why is the one power they dont have "dealing with boredom"
i need to leave this hotel room as soon as physically possible. no cooling. no fan. even the cold water coming out the tap is body temperature
about to go to bed in the hotel & just realised i forgot my sleep mask 🔫
TMBG Heardle #1588 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Minute Cryptic - 4 August, 2026 "Halfway across Europe, backpacking 500 miles from Nice?" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (15,365 solvers so far).
where your eyes dont go a filthy scarecrow waves its broomstick arms and does a parody of each unconscious thing you do, when you turn around to look its gone behind you wearing your confused expression where your eyes dont go
literally cried so many times it was insanely good. completely amazing, so cinematic, i cant express enough how fantastic this show was
noted bones haver@noted.bones.haver.zone · 2d agogoing to see the mad king tonight at the rsc
someone roll a 5 or 8 and get alan parrish out of the jungle i’m sick of this timeline