bsky suspended gwen pepperoni again and it’s so pathetic. how dare gwen say trans people matter. what controversial thing might gwen have said next, that kittens are adorable? bring gwen back.

a thousand Kens Jennings couldn’t match the positive contribution to this site of a single Gwen Pepperoni

I'm looking for a new enemy. What do you enjoy to do?

*checking box to be an organ donor Me: yes pls make sure a nice person gets my vagina DMV clerk:

“A real friend would be more supportive” I whined resentfully to my imaginary friend.

then why the fuck are you here

lil chubby cheemks

if the online right can’t post on bsky without getting blocked by so many people it makes the place too dull for them to hang around, i suggest they go and learn some manners and then try again

schrödinger’s cat just wanted to nap in a box

Making breakfast at 4AM

tap into each other's energy and chill?

i have no idea what that means *like*

frankly the most annoying part of my day every day is encountering someone who is on here “for liberal politics” so I am actually in favor of expanding our reach. we gotta bring over like, those guys who get horny for old elevators

a little known fact gluttony only became a sin after god watched me eat my first couple of meals

I’m glad I go to the same Bluesky as all of you guys.

Hell has open office cubicles and everyone's on speakerphone

I used a curse word to my grandpa when I was 10 after I started listening to hiphop and he told my mom I was playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog

bro you should definitely message your high school gf on Facebook out of the blue this is literally never not a good idea

i was actually the first one to doxx the muffin man that was all me

I’m tired of all these limitations I say as I shed my skin and transform into a supernova

It’s so important to hangout with people who are beautiful to you

I wish i could be there for everyone who needed a friend.

roses are red, violets come in blues, out of his penis, here comes the

That’s what she said, your honor

some of the most fun you can have is calmly telling an angry man "Wow, you seem really emotional right now" lmao

emotionally unavailable gas station pizza

long story short *screams*

i made a bluesky diorama and you're all in it. some of you are made from popsicle sticks and the rest are buttons and twine.

I'm pretty laid back unless I hear a phone ring more than once