So, what time does Mitch die?

If they take away my social security, are they still going to tax me on it?

"Great leader scored eighteen holes in one"

This kibble is in a can. It was put there by a man

more mr. nice guy@juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4d ago

removed three mice from my apartment in the last week... cat hasn't done shit. hope you got another job lined up pal, this kibble ain't free. well, most kibble ain't free. this kibble came from a neighbor whose cat thinks it's nasty. you're eating charity trash

Trump used to be all for anchor babies, until he found out it had nothing to do with throwing them off of boats

Obama 48

Acting like tradition and decorum are the norm 🙄

deron dixon@deronjoe.bsky.social · 2w ago

It's the correspondence dinner, Mr Edwards. Point has always been to bring adversaries together f/ a night of humor & entrertainment. Not an "access" situation, you damn well know it. But you are another white man creating a SM gig where you get to be a white man & criticize everyone, f/ clicks.

I feel bad. Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell both are dead but I hardly feel like celebrating. That's Trump's America for you

I went to our new MAHA doctor and he said my shit was all fucked up and stuff

Yesterday, three mountain tops, today teams meetings, yeah

If it were a democratic senator, the right would already be congratulating their newly minted candidate for the position they were about to take

Definitive proof, Mitch is still alive

Wow, with Lindsey gone, likely with Mitch, and Trump practically a walking corpse, I'm still wondering what to do about dinner tonight

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

I heard Lindsey died by uncontrollable diarrhea, JFKJr couldn't get the ivermectin to stay in him long enough to be effective

If we had Democratic leadership, they'd be taking advantage of the two dead Republican senators right now. Instead, Chuck will be attending a luncheon today

Lindsey Graham going the extra mile to have a twenty minute conversation with Mitch McConnell

Just gotta say - of course there were no agents in the vehicle's path, there never were. Everyone knows this. The right wing lies while the left wing asks why

Whenever I see a post that I want to respond to, but find they have turned off responses for, I block the poster for the annoyance with few exceptions. "Here's my opinion, your reply is not worthy"

"Schrodinger's Turtle"...?

Another day, another shiney nickel

How many billionaires go to jail?

The Democratic socialist movement is wildly popular with voters but not politicians, even ones that would get a needed boost from it, they still refuse 🤔

Donald beams that he IS the fortunate son

You literally said the quiet part out loud

The election outcome will mostly be this: A. Trump's mandate to do more heinous shit B. Trump's reason to go completely rogue Fun times

He's a big part of the lesson democratic leadership needs to learn

Steal a paint chip and the full force of the government will come down on you. R**e a child, and it will defend you. America, what have we become?

Sealant Team Six 🤣👍

Ah ha! I had to leave all the conversations with people who have deleted their accounts in order to get rid of the message notification 1. Click messages 2. Click message from deleted user 3. Close message 4. Get prompted to leave conversation 5. Leave it 6. Repeat for all deleted accounts