I taped all the world cup matches because I was at work, starting it now and will be livetweeting my reactions during each game. No spoilers please!

There’s a thing in the swamp

Microbial pokemon

Going to chell (chill hell)

Dracula could use some new catchphrases

There’s a grinch in the matrix

Today marks a very special day in science fiction literature. May I present to you, "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury:

Slightly hungover and someone in the office is committing cologne crime

Blowing my nose into post it notes

Dr. Poop

Going to beb

Can check

Iron Chef Bot@ironchefbot.bsky.social · 2d ago

You reading my tweets

Iron Chef Bot@ironchefbot.bsky.social · 2d ago

Becoming a lurker at my job

Bouillon pudding

It’s the summer of summer

You search the bag. You got: Funyun shard (3)

Clicking “remember me” at login to give the website nostalgia in 20 years

Insurance companies have a secret island of Dr. Moreau where they’re crossbreeding spokescreatures and selecting for obnoxiousness

Root beer flavored toothpaste

Combining Arby’s horsey sauce with Guy Fieri’s donkey sauce to create mule sauce

Too late, I’ve already depicted myself as Patrick McGoohan defiantly throwing the doors open and you as McGoohan drowsily waking up in the Village

Jimothy fuckin died

The three stooges would be serving multiple consecutive life sentences if anyone ever held them accountable

“All the things” bagel

They’re reducing me for quick sale

Cold honey

My impeccable musings

2tie Tang

My name is Mehmet O’Morry