NuttySwiss
@nuttyswiss.bsky.social
Swiss/Canadian SRE & Gopher @Google. If you think I speak for anyone, you're the one that's nuts. He/Him. https://tepid.org/toby Oh, and f*ck cancer.
At Alice’s and they’re blasting the 80’s. Most awesome. 😎🎸
Norm! Fuck. Rest in peace. And someone pass him a beer, eh?
Why does getting out of bed require a PhD in biomechanics?
Ever have a day where everything just seems about 300ms out of sync?
It seems that one specific word is missing from pretty much all the folks covering news today. That word is “bullshit”. It’s not lies and alternative facts. It’s not “has again said things that do not exist”, etc. The correct response is a simple loud and plain “bullshit”. Call them on it.
@h.olysh.it could a private encrypted “Yo” be built on top of @atproto.com?
Yup. The US Digital Service was formed from Big Tech SREs. Top level SREs really are elite level problem solvers and trouble makers of the highest order. Many are trans, queer, or at the very least, care about LGBTQIA people, and will end you if you talk disrespectfully about them.
Maybe Trumperdink wants to invade Canada to game the price on eggs? 🤷♂️ youtu.be/k-sSZA3qBBM?...
Egg Prices Compared: Canada vs. USA – Who’s Paying More?
YouTube video by Price Check Expert
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So… who’s going to write the best “go tool” integration for gRPC? #golang
You know why Trumperdink wants Canada to be the 51st state? Because they would then get access to all the resources Canada has for free. Oil? Check. Uranium? Check. Metals? Check. Rare earth stuff? Check.
Today is the first RAI ablation therapy scan. Another full body X-ray like scan without the X-ray producing element. Cause I’m hot (well, at least still lukewarm). 😎
Time for another retelling of an incident from a past long ago. The first incident I was involved with that involved mobile clients distributed globally around the world with an inadvertent global coordination causing a significant outage. "The Day Time Jumped". tepid.org/blog/2025-01... #SRE
When Time Jumped
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Waiting at UCSF nuclear imaging for the day to begin. Very quiet this early in the day. Geiger counter at the ready. 😎🤣
If you are going to cross the US border, do so at a preclearance port or the land border. You can always withdraw your request for admission and still be on Canadian soil and subject to Canadian rather than US law.
I'm issuing a travel advisory for trans people living outside the United States, in particular trans Canadians, to avoid non-essential travel to the United States. Read the advisory here: celeste.lgbt/en/2025/01/n...
Awaiting Nuclear Medicine visit. Gonna see if they’re cool with me bringing in the Geiger counter tomorrow for my radioactive visit. 😎
Why do you think trumperdink is greasing the wheels of AI to the tune of billions of dollars the way he is? Because the bankers get to “invest” huge sums of money, which they’ll pay him back in loans later on. And the AI firms get free money again as before.
Geiger counter and dosimeter acquired. Let the experiment begin! 😎☢️
Hmm. That’s tempting. Combine it with a road trip.
The #GopherCon stage is waiting for innovative voices - like yours! Do you have a Go-related talk idea? Now’s your chance to share it with the community. sessionize.com/gophercon-20... Need a mentor? info@gopheracademy.com #RoadToGopherCon #golang
A long time ago, in a land far far away, where time stood still. My first cut at a rather rough and incomprehensible retelling of an incident that taught me many lessons. tepid.org/blog/2024-12...
When Time Stopped
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