I’d love to sleep naked like some of you but I’d stay bricked up all night if I did
I’ve met several influencers throughout the years and honestly they’re kind of weird ngl
Everyone’s like omg summer is over and the Long Islander in me is like summer ends once the ocean dips below 60 degrees. Speedo till end of October gang.
Everytime I need to do a diet change, there’s always a fucking recall of what I need to introduce. For example: I was gonna increase beef for protien in September (I’m sick of eating chicken 😫) I was suppose to switch to greens for salads in July. I hate this country.
Whenever I think of Ptown — I’m reminded of the time I walked to boys beach dehydrated and drunk. 2025 me would NEVER.
This is for Google Maps, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch. Why you take Lake Ontario off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass, you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch? I’m coming outside and I’m going to beat the fuck out of you, bitch.
Crashing out when your patience is thin is kind of wild.
Mark Carney should rename Lake Michigan to "Lake Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files More than 38,000 Times"
Restaurants and bars using AI to generate flyers/posters like please stop.
Hearing that lady say Trump is to reason why the U.S. is no longer under British Rule just proves we’re living in the dumbest timeline. Like, am I on meth?
lol the CEO crumbl guy is celebrating his 1 year since coming out and I saw him crying his eyes out at tea dance on fire island and just know he deserved it. Anyway, fuck that guy.
Dolly Parton did more to protect public welfare during COVID-19 than our dumbass president.
I keep reading about the horrible things Target has done since the 2024 Election and I’m so glad I haven’t spent a dime there ever since.
Unfortunately, I’m old enough to remember when The Ritz would open all three floors and the DJs were decent… I’m talking 15 years ago.
Gays who make their entire identity based on their career is such a red flag 🥹 — ok, you’re a lawyer, but what else….
Being gay is crazy because what do you mean the instafamous gay who shames open relationships and being slutty is getting is kitty ran through at the underwear party on fire island.
I know we hate M*dison C*wthron, but he wasn’t lying when he said R*publicans were doing coke and having orgies in Washington. Nothing wrong with coke and orgies btw — but don’t pretend to be the party of god and family values.
Watching old school RHONJ and I miss the blackberry days. Fuck these iPhones.
It took 6 days and 2 trips to urgent care for doctors to nail down what I had and you’re telling me the U.S. is the greatest nation on earth? I thought I was gonna die.
It’s just kind of funny how gays think they can fix a busted personality by going to the gym and getting fit… Mama, you’re just a terrible person with abs now.
There’s so much power in saying, “no”. I said no to plans this weekend and being home for once is so nice 🥹
#FCF really makes me ambitious because I see all these hogs and think “oh yeah I can handle that” and then remember this week I was too tight to bottom so… Mentally, I’m riding you all.
$27 to see Kim Petras at the Pavilion on Fire Island!? Mama we lost the plot lmao.
Natures kind of cool because how am I seeing lightning and a thunderstorm over Connecticut from New York.
I’ll die on this hill and say: Provincetown > Fire Island Pines.
