You should be able to challenge your neighbors to duel/trial by combat for mowing their lawn before 8:30a
deciding to change is easy the transition is the hard part
In 2026 I do not answer the door for an unexpected visitor unarmed.
With Zendaya and Bernthal with him on both. Whole crew eating good 😂
Please don’t use mental health as a scapegoat w. me & starting threatening your life cause I WILL be the one to say “ do it “ .
People on the Interwebs are too comfortable with proudly announcing their reading comprehension is in the shitter.
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
$100 JUST so your luggage can go and come back is fucking crazy.
Being abruptly woken up would annoy me but this 6 year old thinks I’m the safest place in the world in the middle of the night and that feels amazing.
Anyway, the inability/refusal of Americans to accurately remember anything that happened more than a week ago renders any kind of debate about this pointless. People are arguing from the standpoint of something that literally did not happen. You might as well debate them about Narnia.
6 years ago, solely because she had a white coat, I watched a beekeeper go viral weighing in on her opinion of Covid.
the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 5d agocan we sometimes be asking "what qualifies this guy to speak on this subject?" or has that ship sailed
All I know is if you breathe for me while I’m in a coma we getting married when I wake.
Everything doesn't need to be recorded. Everything doesn't need to be content. Everything doesn't need to be recorded. Everything doesn't need to be content.
I was just annoyed by the fact that “hanger” and “hangar” are pronounced the same.
King Leo@nywiseass.bsky.social · 6d agoThe fact that “Phoebe” and “genie” rhyme pisses me off badly.
The fact that “Phoebe” and “genie” rhyme pisses me off badly.
My daughter lowkey more charismatic than me and that shit is wild to experience.