That slightly scary feeling when you’re out and about, the world fades out of focus and you realise you’ve forgotten to ingest enough calories. #FaintingGhost

I have bonded with the nurses over a shared love of laksa. #CytotoxicGhost

I have been issued with a cup of tea and a TimTam. The coffee machine is on the blink. But they have found a vein. #CytotoxicGhost

The oncology nurses have sent out a search party for a suitable vein. #CytotoxicGhost

The best part about today is that by bedtime I will have given myself my last post-op clexane shot. And the little pricks sting like billy-o.

It is not rude to tell someone to move their bag to free up a seat on a crowded bus.

PSA: the cafe on the top floor of the Broadway Shopping Centre is gone. They’ve even tiled over the plumbing outlets. 😢

That thing where you wake up remembering dreaming you were hang-gliding back to Sydney from New Zealand, strapped to the office hunk from 20 years ago. I’ve never been to NZ.

Entrained. Across the vestibule area seating 65+ grandma mutters disapprovingly to her companion about “in her day there were no lifts at train stations, we managed prams and three kids without them, so should today’s mums”. 🤦‍♀️

Sitrep: basking in the afternoon sun like the seal that I am. 🌞

Today in Ghost-Is-Getting-Too-Old-And-Cranky-For-Marketing-Campaigns I asked the girl selling me a beanie why exactly she needed my name, email, and phone number to complete a small sale.

New Hair.

I am entrained with Flacco! #Squee

Related: Trivia is at a pub in The Shire, where Uggs are standard uniform.

When you wake up from your afternoon nap, check the time, grab your coat and keys and head out the door to go to Tuesday Trivia only to realise at the bus stop you’ve forgotten your glasses and are still in your ugg boots. #DozeyGhost

“I want to put a char on something that’s supposed to be pale and subtle.” #MissedThePoint #MasterchefAU

Oh for the love of all things, ZEST your yuzus before you squeeze them you need the oils from the zest to pad out the trickle of juice they give you. #MasterchefAU

Explaining to someone that just because other places don’t charge a weekend surcharge, restaurants and cafes that do, like the one we’re sitting in now, are perfectly within their rights to do so.

16 days later, walking back to the Market.

Some days you just want your mum.

#SportsBall

Telstra is now busy spamming its customers with a mea culpa e-mail.

Nothing like palexia to dull your aches, wash down your cheese-on-toast, and make your world spin ‘round. #RecoveringGhost

Anyone resigning a seat in Parliament, any Parliament, so they can recontest it in a by-election to assuage their ego, must be made personally liable for ALL the costs of said by-election . #Farage

Waiting quietly for my post-op pain meds to kick in while wanting to murderise people who can’t or won’t use their inside voices in a hospital. #GrumpyGhost

Today in casual #racism in the hospital ward lounge: Soccer in Australia would be so much better without all those ethnics. There’s no hope, is there?

Lovely bit of Disambiguation here

Boeuf a la Leongatha (foraged mushrooms, served on individual mismatched plates)