We need to get some discourse going here at night, so let's make some Australian people mad. Calling a playground slide a "slippery dip" is a war crime
Velour Shirt
@object.works
chair moistener from section 7g furniture and sculpture portfolio: https://object.works
Mortgage company: here's your new mortgage escrow account analysis. Also the same mortgage company: we didn't actually check if all your outgoing payment amounts for next year have been updated in the system so fuck you if you are on a fixed income and want to keep your payment the same
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
assbutt@nasboat.org · 2h agoIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
who wants to broach the subject of how phallic this is. hahahahaha, machinist humor
It rules that notary publics can go to jail for fraud. Does anyone know a notary public that lives a life of crime? They are always your mom's friend or the rockabilly guy in your neighborhood
Will someone record the Haley Stevens concession speech for me, I'm going to bed
An actual Gen X thought I had: The version of Uncertain Smile used in the Pretty in Pink soundtrack is so fucking bad
always curtains for zoosha, never let's hire an interior designer to weave a cohesive story for zoosha
What's Trump's angle for the daylight savings change law. Does he have some Superman 3 ass scheme to grift from the way we measure and moderate the passage of time
website: would you like to sign up for email to get 10% off and we'll also spam you from 6 different newsletters that need to be unsubscribed from in a different way each time? my dumb ass every time: why not
I would very much like to read the entire spectrum of college application essays that could have come from being part of creating this
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 23h agoOh my god I think I found the video.
JFC, I had no idea about this guy before today
Schooley@schooley.bsky.social · 20h agoWhen even your Wiki “early life and education” section is incriminating.
![Miller grew up in Northeast Ohio and graduated from Shaker Heights High School in 2007, where friends described him as "very belligerent, very angry," and
"super misogynistic." It was during his time in high school that, at a party, he pushed a female classmate through a door and down a staircase when she rejected his attempts to touch her.?! He attended the University of Arizona from August 2007 until December 2009. In August 2010, he transferred to Cleveland State University, where he earned a bachelor's degree in history in 2013.?]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kdphmaoqeaouax2kis27556e/bafkreiac4gfvwoqmfgtqgc6u2agle7jsvyx3cn3ql3tmqzhtnrvhk2ac7q)
We'd probably all eat better if we had to get our cholesterol checked every month
Saw a BMW with such an ugly color today that I had to go to the website to see if it was OEM. (It was thankfully not)
I wonder how that guy that carries around a fucking enormous Erlenmeyer flask of gout is doing these days
If you are ever worried that a creative project of yours isn't sophisticated enough
Too many of you are sharpening your takes on trade deals instead of sharpening your blade steel
