I wrote my first substack article in between chapters for my novel, inspired by a viral tiktok I saw being reposted a bunch online the last couple of days. Check it out!
Lips For Kiss: Total. Full. Face.
A son's intuition
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M. Rob
@oedipalschmedipal.bsky.social
In the sober light of day it's a little too bright out | Will be mean to people you hate for food | Writer | Ball Knower
Close to reaching the conclusion of the 2nd act of my novel. This is the best & most ambitious work of my life. I am really looking forward to completing, re-writing & editing to share w/ the world. My entire life has been building to this. I don’t think that's hyperbole either.
Anything interesting happen on Bluesky yet? Please say yes.
I feel like Bluesky would be a lot more fun if so many folks didn't seem to use it strictly as a way to combat Truth Social. Nobody tells jokes or gets in silly debates about TV show. Every debate is like end of the world shit that matters and won't be solved in 280 character back and forths.
The ressentiment of men becomes the sword they fall on, confusing their own immolation for honor. What they refuse to acknowledge is that the resentment itself is the disqualifier.
Caught up with my childhood BFF. We can't help ourselves & think we're going to brainstorm a way out of this mess but then scrutinize every idea to a point that we end up at the same conclusion: shit is fucked, hope is lost & there's nothing we can do about it. It's the thought that counts, right?😭
I don't avoid politics because I don't care. I avoid politics because struggling to cope with the meaningless and hopelessness of existence doesn't mix well with the actual hopelessness of exstence.
All I am saying is that if all I did was eat lasagna and sleep all day I would have no fucking clue what day it is ever. And I'd probably be sick of lasagna.
M. Rob@oedipalschmedipal.bsky.social · last yr.Why does Garfield even hate Mondays? He doesn't even have a job!
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social listening to last year's take purge because I need background noise and there's a dearth in content right now but gotta give you credit. You called the 49ers imploding October 20th which is when Aiyuk tore his ACL and then by November 10th Deebo was slapping the kicker.
Nick Saban somehow has less charisma than Bill Belicheck
Shadeur must not even have like a bowlegged cousin or something
Guys they finally answered the most important question in history. Apparently someone named Spruce let the dogs out.
I really wanted Luther Burden but Hendrickson isn't a horrible consolation prize
The only upside of this news is I will get to hear @dannyheifetz.bsky.social forced to admit Russell Wilson is better than he was willing to admit to himself. Also, Russell Wilson is officially the biggest slut in the history of the ringer fantasy football podcast They're like Eskimo brothers now!
Foodie content creators will be like "you won't believe how to make this and it's only 480 calories" and it's like their chili recipe in a bowl that holds maybe three bites tops.
@dannybkelly.bsky.social what are your thoughts on Luther Burden III?? I feel like I am alone on island thinking he will be the biggest star to come out of this class of WRs. He reminds of Antonio Brown minus the narcissism. If that is his ceiling then he could be a HoFer. What am I missing? Size?
Severance season 2 finale was amazing and I have no patience for anyone who believes otherwise.
Utah to me seems like a place where the easiest way to get laid is to memorize the bible. So, fuck BYU.
Shaboozey just put the nail in the coffin for the McNuggets!
God damn it. I see it. @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social ....skeet skeet skeet
Gotta be a word in German/Japanese/something for having a random memory just pop into your head out of nowhere... Like, how my grandmother once told that she left the TV on whenever she left the house because it made burglars think someone was home.
No one's gonna believe me but I have the good kind of narcissism.
As Valentine's Day is just around the corner I am reminded that the last person I ever loved believed being cruelly indifferent was the same as being logical.