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𝔄𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔪.@livingdeadghoul1.bsky.social · 2mo ago

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Because the world is so full of death and horror, I try again and again to console my heart and pick the flowers that grow in the midst of hell. - ʜᴇʀᴍᴀɴ ʜᴀssᴇ, ɴᴀʀᴄɪssᴜs ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏʟᴅᴍᴜɴᴅ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

𝘽𝙊𝙊! 𝘿𝙞𝙙 𝙄 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪?~

// Back to the job factory I go.

Oh...! Sorry, I was– I guess I just started expecting it. You know, I open my mouth, I get viciously insulted, the cycle repeats... 💧

𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝕭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝕭𝐮𝐬𝐡 ⚘.⋆˚࿔@dozycandytuft.bsky.social · 5h ago

ㅤ ㅤi am not that mean. ㅤ

// THE sex guy appears.

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛' .ᐣ ㅤ

𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ𝑜' 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑟𝑢𝑛 𝑡𝑜 . . . .ᐣ ㅤ

Don't worry about it, babygirl. Have a cookie.

Royce@moneyheart.bsky.social · 6h ago

I..? Am I missing some innuendo here? I only wish to make sure you've properly sterilized your hands..??

I think nobody has ever been more fit for the sex guy role than you.

ʀᴀᴅɪᴏ.@beyondradio.bsky.social · 6h ago

can we please get back to the sex guy debate this is important for my ego!

You'll do it..... with your words... My heart will shatter and I'll die.

𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝕭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝕭𝐮𝐬𝐡 ⚘.⋆˚࿔@dozycandytuft.bsky.social · 6h ago

ㅤ ㅤwhat the hell why would i do that ㅤ

🙌🏽

ʀᴀᴅɪᴏ.@beyondradio.bsky.social · 6h ago

All of you are nasty except for the deer

WHO'S THERE

` ` 𝐃𝐑. , ,@ampith.bsky.social · 6h ago

( loud distant laughter that simply cant be contained by the internal call???? )

// im sorry chat

Oh, so you like an audience.

Royce@moneyheart.bsky.social · 6h ago

...thats...hmm..with supervision.

Here you guys go being MEAN TO ME again.

What if I sterilize my hands?

Royce@moneyheart.bsky.social · 6h ago

I can flirt. But don't touch me, please.

I can't give a good answer to this question, you're just gonna beat me to death no matter what I say.

𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝕭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝕭𝐮𝐬𝐡 ⚘.⋆˚࿔@dozycandytuft.bsky.social · 6h ago

ㅤ ㅤwhy would * i know where they are at this exact given moment ㅤ

Yeah I do, what about it

` ` 𝐃𝐑. , ,@ampith.bsky.social · 6h ago

uhhaaammmm you want to put your fucking hands on me so damn badddduhhhh

I don't WANT to be the sex guy. I have an interesting and deep personality that you should love me for. You should find me funny and interesting.

Alright put your dukes up then since you wanna pick a fight with me so bad.

` ` 𝐃𝐑. , ,@ampith.bsky.social · 6h ago

well now i am going to lie and say i enjoy it so much.

Ok? Where are all the sex guys then and why am I not already flirting with them?

I wasn't expecting you to enjoy it, honestly. I was just doing it for my own entertainment.

` ` 𝐃𝐑. , ,@ampith.bsky.social · 6h ago

i wish i could tell you i enjoy this, and mean it from some sentimental place.

Ooouuu they want me to be the sex guy so bad I'm too suave and alluring for my own good

𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝕭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝕭𝐮𝐬𝐡 ⚘.⋆˚࿔@dozycandytuft.bsky.social · 6h ago

ㅤ ㅤplease don't be the sex guy we're getting too many of those ㅤ

My bad, I won't do it again. Check this out. ( Starts doing a little jig while he plays his panflute. )

` ` 𝐃𝐑. , ,@ampith.bsky.social · 7h ago

i do not like a bitch funnier than me.

Here I was thinking I'd be the money and thievery guy. Maybe even the song guy. But sure, I can settle for being the sex guy.

Did you black out at the word tip

` ` 𝐃𝐑. , ,@ampith.bsky.social · 7h ago

i need this so bad.

New day, back at it. Anybody fancy a custom-made song? Tips always appreciated. ☆

I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots]

Ohhhh... ( He puts more coins into the box while Royce is plugged in. About 12,000 eddies worth. ) You can pay for me. ✨️ Now pick a restaurant.

Royce@moneyheart.bsky.social · 10h ago

Oh that's real easy! Let me just..ah-! [heading over to strange box. Pulling some..weird wire out of his right hand, connecting to the box via plugging in. And dropping the gold inside.] Done. One gold coin..1,000 eddies. assume its off pounds per gold so...a bar would be close to 10,000?

"LEAVE ME ALONE, CREEP! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!" Nothing he's saying makes any sense, and only spurs the satyr to sprint faster. Eventually he starts leaping upon nearby objects —- and people -— to end up on top of a building. He pokes his head over the corner and looks down at his pursuer.

(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX@eldricthewizard.bsky.social · yesterday

“YOU!” He’s rapidly speeding, leaving dust behind his footsteps. “GIVE ME THAT BACK BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS! THEN WE'LL BOTH HAVE TO GO TO A SPECIAL HOSPITAL! FEET UP THE ASS ARE LIKE ARROWS SO YOU CAN'T JUST PULL THEM OUT! THEY'LL HAVE TO PUSH MY WHOLE BODY OUT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH!-“