offensiveagentpie

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A Lite-Brite peg stuck in the shag carpet of life. Real amiable sort of freak, just keeping pace. 30+, she/they 🏳️‍🌈

Just for you....some silly art I never posted for a modern baseball AU ZoSan (Pitcher Sanji and Catcher Zoro) that....idk if the person ever posted it actually? It sounded fun! 😅 But my comic was just riffing on the concept of Sanji wearing a baseball version of the Davy Back Fight ball hat

A two paneled comic page.

1.) Modern AU where Sanji is a baseball pitcher and Zoro is a catcher. Sanji is wearing a ball-hat similar to the Davy Back Fight hat, but it's a baseball now. He is tossing a ball into his mit over and over, looking annoyed. Above him reads, "Prince of Pitching." In the background, Zoro is on the ground, keeled over with laughter.

Sanji: "Get it together, Blackleg...It's for charity...think of the children..."

2.) Sanji whips around, suddenly throwing a fastball directly at off-screen Zoro.

Sanji: "FUCK THEM KIDS"A three paneled comic page.

1.) Zoro has effortlessly brought up his mitt to catch the ball that was heading directly towards his head.

2.) Zoro lowers his mitt, revealing a shit-eating grin as he sneers at Sanji. 

Zoro: "Careful where you're tossin' these, your highness~" 

3.) Sanji looks angry and flustered, fist(s) balled at his sides.

Sanji: "YOU!!-"

Kids need/deserve traumatic films. Films that show death or lasting consequences that aren't resolved almost instantly. Fear, anger, grief and frustration should be part of kids movies. Kids arent stupid, they feel big emotions just like adults, they deserve to see those experiences reflected back.

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