Allie Hayes - Parody

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ⏤ ❛ Not only did I seduce him, but I tied him up and rode him like he was my own personal amusement park. ❜ 𝑅oleplay||𝑀𝒞𝟤𝟧+||𝐹ake #OffCampus Minors Do Not Interact.

―― 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘈 𝘔𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘌 𝘎𝘐𝘓𝘉𝘌𝘙𝘛 ❛ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.❜ mature & dark themes ahead - MDNI descriptive/novella writer banter & sl’s welcome book/show portrayal S1-3 prefered

Watching Dean Di Laurentis—Briar's star defenceman who usually commanded every room with god-given effortless arrogance—actually flush and stumble through an explanation was a sight she hadn't realised she was starving for. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝘿𝙄 𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙎@puckandcharm.bsky.social · 2w ago

Not listening to the command right away because he knows she relishes in having his attention. Plus, he loves giving it to her. He’s not bashful or subtle about it, she’s sexy as hell. “No, no, well I” There’s a sudden flush to his cheeks. Definitely new. “Just wanted to see you.”

With a slow tilt of her head, Allie watched as he uncapped the bottle top. It was a menial task that absolutely shouldn't be coaxing a silent groan from her, let alone capturing so much of her undivided attention, but seriously. The guy was a walking, talking advertisement that could sell wool

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝘿𝙄 𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙎@puckandcharm.bsky.social · 2w ago

He uncaps the top of his water bottle and slowly makes his way over to where she’s standing. Being insulted by Allie Hayes shouldn’t work on him, but it does. It so does. When she mentions how he will have to do a lot more to get a reaction from her, he lifts one brow.

Her eyes rolled as a amused snort escaped her lips. Grinning, she clicked her fingers sharply to garner his full attention. "Up here, Di Laurentis." Throwing her bag down onto the floor, she took several small, deliberate strides towards him. "This is a pleasant surprise. Is everything okay?"

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝘿𝙄 𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙎@puckandcharm.bsky.social · 2w ago

When the door swings open his gaze falls on her instantly. No way in hell would he include ‘shitty’ to describe what she’s wearing. Eyes lowering because he’s entranced by those legs that go on for days.

Oh, please. They all know that the 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘰𝘶𝘵 routine is just a tactic to draw a bigger crowd as if he can't hear the collective gasps and groans—not to mention the panties practically dropping to the ground. We all know you're secretly loving the attention, Di Laurentis.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝘿𝙄 𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙎@puckandcharm.bsky.social · 2w ago

Outside the Briar U quad, he’s lifting weights. Very aware that he has managed to draw a crowd with the way sweat runs down his chest but he doesn’t smirk at the attention like he normally would. In fact, he hasn’t even glanced their way. Completely in the zone, locked in on the workout