Sunday Lifts, contrary to what you believe it’s not the day of rest, at least, not for hockey players. Let me rephrase that, at least, not for good hockey players. The shitty ones are likely still snoozing.

Cue him smirking.

I got it, so do you.

If you got it, flaunt it.

I was born this way, baby.

ĦÆNNÆH ŴELLS@nightingale22.bsky.social · 2w ago

Still cocky as ever I see Perhaps that true still you love showing off

Showing off? I’m simply entering a room. It’s not my fault swagger comes with it.

ĦÆNNÆH ŴELLS@nightingale22.bsky.social · 2w ago

Such show off

Casually sauntering into the room. Signature smirk in full play.

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𓂃 𝓪𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎 .@godlyhex.bsky.social · 2w ago

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❛ 𝗂 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗋𝖼𝗈𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌.

By no means is he bashful. He’s been bagging women, well, it first started off as girls, since he was a kid. Those notes that were passed around in classed saying you’re cute? Yeah, he got those. Also, the ones that said check yes or no if you like me. When it came to Valentine’s Day cards,

Allie Hayes - Parody@oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 2w ago

Watching Dean Di Laurentis—Briar's star defenceman who usually commanded every room with god-given effortless arrogance—actually flush and stumble through an explanation was a sight she hadn't realised she was starving for. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

Basking in attention, that's normally what these public workout sessions are made for. He thrives on knowing that girls are getting turned on by watching the ripple of his muscles, that they’re going back to their boyfriends and using him as inspiration to reach that final peak.

𝓪𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒆 ִֶ 𓂃 𝒄𝒂𝒕.@illicitavers.bsky.social · 2w ago

𝘚𝘰 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘱 𝘭𝘦𝘨 𝘥𝘢𝘺. Pulling out her earbuds, Allie elicits a low, reverberant whistle before slowly approaching him, watching as the tendons in his shoulders flex with each lift of the dumbbell, thinking of other 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘰𝘶𝘴 activities that could get him the same result. Perhaps, if he's

And cue the look of annoyance that forms, the look only caused by a sibling. Scowling at her as he drops the weight down onto the grass. “First off, the crowd of flustered girls around you with clenched legs says differently and second off, this is my turf. So, you lose.”

Summer Dı Lαurentıs - Parody@sassyinchanel.bsky.social · 2w ago

And cue the vomit in her mouth. The last thing she wants to be witnessing is her brother putting on the poor mans rendition of Magic Mike. "Ewwwww, Dicky. Will you cover yourself up. No one wants to watch you."

Not listening to the command right away because he knows she relishes in having his attention. Plus, he loves giving it to her. He’s not bashful or subtle about it, she’s sexy as hell. “No, no, well I” There’s a sudden flush to his cheeks. Definitely new. “Just wanted to see you.”

Allie Hayes - Parody@oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 2w ago

Her eyes rolled as a amused snort escaped her lips. Grinning, she clicked her fingers sharply to garner his full attention. "Up here, Di Laurentis." Throwing her bag down onto the floor, she took several small, deliberate strides towards him. "This is a pleasant surprise. Is everything okay?"

When the door swings open his gaze falls on her instantly. No way in hell would he include ‘shitty’ to describe what she’s wearing. Eyes lowering because he’s entranced by those legs that go on for days.

Allie Hayes - Parody@oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 2w ago

"I have arrived, albeit in a shitty sweater, but here I am."

He uncaps the top of his water bottle and slowly makes his way over to where she’s standing. Being insulted by Allie Hayes shouldn’t work on him, but it does. It so does. When she mentions how he will have to do a lot more to get a reaction from her, he lifts one brow.

Allie Hayes - Parody@oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 2w ago

Her body heated as his gaze landed on her, her heart betraying her as it beat an erratic thump behind her ribs. Damn him for affecting her like this. Dragging her pearly whites across her lower lip, her head fell to the left as her eyes dragged 𝘭𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘭𝘺 over his body,

One arm at a time. Feeling the burn with each new rep. His bicep and tricep really feeling it. Teeth grit together, veins standing out as he pushes himself through the final inch of the lift. Taking a second to catch his breath, snatching his water bottle from the grass, and when he hears a comment

Allie Hayes - Parody@oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 2w ago

Oh, please. They all know that the 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘰𝘶𝘵 routine is just a tactic to draw a bigger crowd as if he can't hear the collective gasps and groans—not to mention the panties practically dropping to the ground. We all know you're secretly loving the attention, Di Laurentis.

Outside the Briar U quad, he’s lifting weights. Very aware that he has managed to draw a crowd with the way sweat runs down his chest but he doesn’t smirk at the attention like he normally would. In fact, he hasn’t even glanced their way. Completely in the zone, locked in on the workout

⠀⁣ ⁣ ⠀𝓦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐜𝐮𝐩, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐤. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧. ˖ ✵ 𓂃 𝓐 𝐋 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 𝐍 𝐇 𝐀 𝐘 𝐄 𝐒 #OffCampus | 𝟤𝟣+. 𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝓑𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙼 ♡⃕.⠀⁣ ⁣ ⠀

Aᥣᥣιᥱ Hᥲყᥱs ; Dᥱscɾi⍴𝚝ivᥱ ⍴oɾ𝚝ɾαỿαl mαture themes - mdnı shoᥕ & book #offcampus roᥣᥱρᥣᥲყ ᥲᥴᥴoᥙᥒt ❝ A вαd decιѕιoɴ ѕнoυld ɴoт ғeel тнιѕ ɢood.❞

𝐌 𝐀 𝐕 𝐄 𝐑 𝐈 𝐂 𝐊 𝟼𝟼 Professional Ride Operator, girls get on once and never forget the 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥. ⠀⠀ A canon portrayal of everyone’s favorite playboy Dean Di Laurentis. Mature themes are ahead. Minors and lewds stay in the penalty box.