The Original Party Worm
@ogpartyworm.bsky.social
staring into the void and it’s staring back. Marquette/Big East’s resident problem child. shitposting in Seattle. Probably yelling about the Sounders. Kermit meme connoisseur. He/Him
Sounders fans: we miss the old days Sounders: we hear you! Here’s what playing in Mexico as an MLS team looked like in 2012!
only the top 4 advance in leagues cup. Last season required 7 points at a minimum. Sounders aren't going through. Let's see bronnik and carli next game.
macamps.online@macamps.online · 38m agoThey should bring on Bronnik
That was, without a doubt, the most depressing half of Seattle soccer I’ve watched in 5 days
Crossfaded worm meets sad sports worm tonight. What a collision of terrible people and personalities
Every time I want to yell about trying Rothrock at left back I remember that he’s more of a pest than an actual good defender But I mean it can’t be worse than what we’re doing right now. Play the back five Brian, let’s give something else a whirl
Oh They’re going to try and compete Against Toluca In Toluca At altitude This is not going to end well
Sounders FC@soundersfc.com · 3h agoTonight’s Starting XI for #TOLvSEA ⚔️ READ ➡️ sndrs.com/pxnb6hh6
Do not perceive anything in Toluca Mexico for the next 12 hours. Nothing to see there.
SickosFC@sickosfc.bsky.social · 5h agoThese two Leagues Cup games just spell chaos tonight.
Houston is buying Boca left backs for funsies and the sounders ownership can’t wait for GAM to disappear so they can pocket the money. I’m going to be ill.
This will get a fraction of the attention that Zohran Mamdani got for calling Netanyahu a war criminal.
Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social · yesterdayDepicting Jewish people with horns is a centuries-old, dehumanizing, antisemitic trope. Democratic Gov nominee Phil Weiser is outspoken about his mother’s birth in a Nazi concentration camp, his family members killed in the Holocaust, and the threat posed by antisemitism today.
You can't be a partner. This administration doesn't take partners, only subjects. That's the whole point
Megan Zahneis@mzahneis.bsky.social · 3d agoThe presidents of WashU, Arizona State, Kansas, and Johns Hopkins, in concert with the Association of American Universities, helped draft a new version of last year's White House compact. “We’d much rather be a partner than play the guessing game as we have been,” Kansas' president told Bloomberg.
Remember when the Sounders signed/transferred for players? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Frank MacDonald@frankmsounders.bsky.social · 2d ago#OTD 2013 – In Sounders' biggest signing to date, Clint Dempsey, captain & star of USMNT, comes home to America. Dempsey returns from England after U.S.-record 57 goals with Fulham & Tottenham of the Premiership. His 35 goals for the USMNT ranks No. 2 all-time.
I was a decent athlete in high school and we knew the local community college women’s head coach, so a group of us would scrimmage them every once in a while to help prep for the season. We got absolutely fucking ran. Now take the most elite athletes in women’s basketball instead of JUCO.
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d agoClay Travis Offers to Pay WNBA Champions $10 Million If They Can Beat a Boys’ High School Basketball Team
"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...
The WNBA has never had a trans woman play in the league’s 30-year history and now the right and other anti-trans activists are hammering the league over something that has never been an issue, proving once again it isn’t about protection but exhibiting cruelty toward trans people.
I moved to Seattle in 2021. Since then the sounders have only enshittified and the mariners have managed to piss down their legs during their best competitive window in decades. The reign have been on a downward slope and so have the Storm. The kraken have never been good. I think I’m the problem.
I need someone with more FBref savvy than me to do a deep dive on “minutes played by designated players over the past five seasons” for the MLS. I have things to get mad about and would like this data point
Ok but if there were a power ranking for stockpiled gam we’d be pretty high I bet
Did Jordan Morris’ dad also have escalators in his contract that mean the sounders can’t sign DP doctors
No seriously what the FUCK is going on with our medical and training team
Well Let’s see how bad the sounders let me down this time Build a (LONG DRINK OF GRAIN ALCOHOL) bonfire (SECOND LONG DRINK OF GRAIN ALCOHOL)
