Jakob
@jakobjarecki.bsky.social
Former stooge of slight reknown. Taking a break to get better. Him/his
Every dad worth his salt in wisconsin shares this view and can tell you which tavern has a better curd that is within drunk driving distance of his home.
What is u doing
ok now that I've gotten public buy-in on the Taco Bell Principle, let's find out if we can apply it in real time
I would like to propose the Taco Bell Principle When a person/institution Did A Problem, & IMMEDIATELY fesses up & takes proactive steps to solve it That's exactly what we want them to do? So how bout we let them live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"who is that lady I fucking despise" did not bring back the intended user as a search term in teams.
My drafts are merely what I accidently save. I occasionally spell check a post, but other than that, this is pretty much direct from my brain to the keyboard. No real filter.
post your worst draft
KIRKLAND SIGNATURE EVERYTHING, especially the beer Deschutes stopped producing for them (sobs) #iykyk
What is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?
If you dont see enough people posting about sports here, youre following the wrong people.
I would be dead. Not sure if anything would be recoverable.
Do you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?
I want to do an intervention with these children drinking PBR. It's okay to drink good beer. You don't have to waste your 20s on ironic cans.
I am at a hipster show. There is a 20 something recording it on a vintage VHS camcorder.
I am at a hipster show. There is a 20 something recording it on a vintage VHS camcorder.
Rusnak to the 8 and Jesus to the 10. Let's do this.
More bad news for the #Sounders on the injury front: Yeimar Gómez Andrade could be out 4-6 weeks with a calf injury per Brian Schmetzer and Hassani Dotson picked up a hamstring injury that is still being assessed. Jordan Morris & Cristian Roldan still at least 3-4 weeks out.
My biggest mission in life is to spread the word that El Paso is in Mountain Time. Tell a friend!
100 years ago would be great grandparents, so town drunk/itinerant laborer.
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
A properly aged cheddar. Which is something I've only arrived at in the last decade.
People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
“We’re partnering with JK Rowling” needs to be like “we’re partnering with the Klan” in terms of what it does for a corporate entity’s public image.
The noise I made for this goal was slightly embarrassing.
1-0 CAAAAAAAANTOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Remigration" is the polite term for forced deportations of unwanted minorities and ethnic cleansing. The punishment for being a "traitor" is execution. But yeah, you've got to stay on Twitter for baseball highlights or some shit. I get it.
the restore 'remigration' plan musk has endorsed would see 10 million brits forcibly expelled
Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?
If it was about promotion/relegation or any of the other things I always hear, then you’d be supporting USL. You can always just not watch MLS and not tell everyone. Not complain. Just let it be. Is MLS perfect? Of course not. But it’s ours, and we love it anyway. End rant.
Know what I am beyond tired of? People saying “I love soccer. But that the World Cup is over, I can’t watch MLS because *blah blah blah*. Just say you want to support top teams. Don’t try to sell it as some holier-than-thou “this is not real soccer” BS.
Reupping this as teams and businesses I support continue to normalize and use that platform to their long-term detriment www.sounderatheart.com/2026/01/its-...
It’s time for teams and leagues to leave X
Remaining on the platform condones horrific racist and sexist abuse.
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Elon Musk, owner of X, has called the editor of the Economist "a traitor to the West, plain and simple" after her recent interview with him. He now argues that "anyone who opposes remigration is a traitor" Musk has been socialising violence since Aug25: "fight or die, that's what it comes down to"
If you’re going to make us order through a kiosk and hide all the staff in the back, bathroom codes should be on the receipt.
And you can loosely wave your hand to the back of the tavern and say "my dad's over there" while ordering a pitcher of beer.
More fun from Wisconsin. Lived there and have served teens while working at a supper club/bar
Just saw a spirit of Halloween banner going up. It's July. You people have won.
We, as a society, haven't come to grips that a huge percentage of people's lives were completely changed by the pandemic. Deaths. Long term care of loved ones. Loss of relatives who went insane. That shit doesn't go away the next quarter.
I've seen it before but every time I do I'm kind of staggered by just how bananas this chart is. Starting in mid-2021 or so, something began making people unhappier with the economy than you'd expect, and continued to get worse and worse nonstop until the present day, spanning all income brackets.