Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.
what if I called out of work sick to go see the Bryant Park woodcock
Full version Serra bangin out the tunes coming soon #otdevil #ofthedevil
There is endless joy and wonder in knowing that for all of recorded history, if not longer, children have played with "toy animal on wheels"
I recently learned that the earliest known depiction of a wheel is this artifact, which depicts an ox with wheels for legs. Cow goes VROOM
A pair of happy hammerhead sharks (ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
happy #otdep2 day! yesterday afternoon I realized I didn't prepare anything and then this fell out of my brain fully formed
@ohdeerling.bsky.social and I finished Midnight Diner and Midnight Diner: Tokyo Stories, and I’m compelled to finish this drawing of The Master and his kitchen. Here’s the inks before I mess it all up with color. #midnightdiner #tokyostories #fanart