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getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
(at desktop computer) honey get in here. You must see the absolutely absurd length of this cat
sometimes i do something and go “damn i have to stop being such a goblin”. but i don’t stop
thinking about making videos of myself walking around my house while nibbling on cold cheese sandwiches like a rodent
don’t give a Fuck about tech innovations. make birria tacos bigger
the year is 2026. the only food people can eat is boiled ice cubes
the mythical lesbian. some say they’re real. could it be?
told myself i could take a week off from “work” 3 days ago. never mind. this sucks
keep thinking about the fbi agent i made up named Ricky Tomato
i stopped coding except for working on my portfolio site occasionally. didn’t realize how much i hated the whole coding process
there’s this website that sells instructional dvds for painting. i can’t afford them. but that’s what i’d buy if i were rich
me (trying to start discourse): i eat hot dogs upside down and love getting condiments all over myself hot dog expert on here: In a recent article by Weiner,
me: basically our thoughts are being bought and sold. fed to computers my date: you’re so sexy
is providing free stuff to people who need it evil? many experts say “Yes”
but you don’t understand. i Need to use ai to generate an image of a woman with 3 breasts. if i don’t jerk off within the hour i will die
it’s fine to not understand things. just say you don’t know. you can learn later
i’m so dumb that when i try to think about certain things my head starts hurting
instant coffee wasn’t working so i’m getting back on my bullshit (energy drinks)
the secret to getting better at drawing is lots of practice. smart, targeted practice. that’s it
the only thing i want in life is to get so good at art that it makes people weep
could we please have some help eating this week vnmo: gawdzie-z