my only true goal in life is to own an array of christmas lights that can be used to recognizably display bad apple

m̸̡̛̟̘̤̳͎̞̳͖͚͋͌̇̂́̀̊͠a̶̧̡̱͍̗͓͖̻͖͕̋́̏͒͌̅̈́̿r̶̦̩̞͕̙͍̰̹͉̰̱͎͆͌̌̂̽̍̋̀ͅͅḭ̸̤̖̽̆̉̋e̷͍̮͔̥͙͈̤͍̤̟̪͛̔́͂̈́͆̾̀͒͗̍͑͗͂͘n̴̘̏́͊͒̊̒̂̾͋r̴̍̔̾̀͌̀̚̚ͅs̵̥͙͇̯̞̞̞̭͌͊́͊́̃ͅ ̶̧̧̭̲̩̳̬̅̂̓̿͋̈́̌̕̕͝b̶̢͉͉̲̫̰͇͈̫̠̙͖̋͜a̴͉̮̪̝̙̍̅́s̵̝͓̼̳͎̳̪͓̙͓̔͒̃̌́̈̈̕ͅb̷̥͙͙̳̥͈̫͕̺̺̱̘̈͝ȅ̶̟̱͕̤̪̣̐̃̀̿͑̾ȃ̷̡͖̲͓̼͍̗͔͔͚͆̄̋̋̈́̾͜͝ļ̸̗̜̭͓̣̯͗̍̈́̈́l̶̢̫̯̲̱̯͖̞͋́̉̑͐̀̍͒̑̅̚͘ͅ

Moderate

our long national refsnyder is over

Never a doubt

you never go full scorpion

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Okay this one is on me. Sorry.

Oh Look, Rain@ohlookrain.bsky.social · 3d ago

I do love a good blowout win

Beware the Larnach Its stinging eyes Its fiery teeth

I do love a good blowout win

Cursed inning

FUN FACT: In England, they call it a galoshes game

Are we?

That was the stupidest baseball game

What a beautiful day, pity there’s all this baseball in it

Don’t threaten me with a bad time

Seattle Mariners@marinersbot.bsky.social · 5d ago

Matinee baseball tomorrow at 1:10 p.m.

If i were the Seattle Mariners I would simply F̴͇̺̙̥̤͍̠͉̰̖̟̑̊ͅI̴̺̮͔͚̠̠̻̖͉̝͉͆͜R̴͍̹̭̋͠͠E̴͎̠̯̠͇͔̥̦͓̻͉̞͗̑̊͛̒͋̇̇ ̵̢͔̤̤̦̠̭̜̮̓̈̾̀̃̈́͆͑̅͛̾̚̚͘͜͝ͅĎ̵̛̳̗̩̻͎͍̠̣̐̉̎͌͒̇̋̏̚͝A̵̧̡̪̯̙̫̫̻̻͙̤͆̓̓̓̈́̍͘̚͝ͅǸ̷̨̫̯̥̠͉̩̲͓̣͈̐̔͒͒̚ ̵̝̰̮̤̼̱̩̳̳̂W̵̡͍̹͚̫̯̘̣̻̟̮͈̪͙͐͋͑̈́̐̿͘I̴̡̺̫̘̻̦̤͕̩͍͆͒̿̀͗̄͒͗̌͌͒͝L̶̛̗̥͍̜̭̗̈́͊͘S̸̛̖̬̥̜͕͓͑̈͒̋̐͋̀̔̈́̄͘͜Ǒ̵̦̩̦̺̺̺̘͛͛͊̚͜͜N̷̼̟̗͔̉̊̃̏̐͆̽̑͘͠ͅ

What even is lineup construction no seriously i have no idea what lineup construction is and neither does dan

Not entirely convinced this isn’t a @productiveouts.bsky.social bit

cal pls you have one job okay two jobs

replacing (derogatory) with (still dangerous) in my texts

Washington Emergency Management Division@emd.wa.gov · 5d ago

We’re urging you to exercise the highest level of caution this weekend as the National Weather Service has issued a Particularly Dangerous Situation Red Flag Warning for Saturday afternoon and evening across central and eastern Washington. #wawx

What’s weird is I’ve seen like ten people in two distinct groups wearing Cleveland gear tonight and it makes me question if I’m the one who misread the schedule

This was the last thing i saw before going into the basement. I knew how it was gonna end then. And that’s not good.

Ooooh I’m shohei ohtani I’m built like a Greek god and everyone likes me and I never strike out and I score at will man bleep you

As revenge I will continue to mispronounce Andy Pages’s name. First name, not surname.

goms

Rob refqhat

Juliok

Shohei, Cal, potato, potahtah

For what It’s worth, Removing the manager is the Easy solution, but Doing Absolutely Nothing just Prolongs the Losing mentality of this Season