my mom was over once and asked quite incredulously why my bra was in the dining room. I said möther, because this is my house and I will disrobe where I please

one thing about me is I take my pants off with wild abandon in my home and therefore lose my ID and or vape on a fairly regular basis

you’re in her DMs I’m out on my screen porch farding and summoning screech owls

trolling my mother by wearing a backless dress to dinner after she made a shitty comment to me on the phone 1 hour prior, priceless

one of my dear friends here is currently birthing a baby and I am babysitting her bunny. y’all this is the softest most docile creature I think I have ever encountered. I’m in love

We need to return to traditional masculinity, to the time when real men took their kitties for walkies so they could smell smells.

this whips tbh

trash dad hell summer

is it okay to feed my roses after dusk?

carolina wren and common yellowthroat in the yard this morning

oh fun went outside for 2 minutes now I’m back inside but my cheeks are sweating

saturday greetings and salutations, what is everybody reading this weekend (or currently)?

I have been trying extremely unsuccessfully to unsubscribe from the jungekunstfreunde quarterly newsletter (Wallraf-Richartz-Museum, Cologne) since I moved back to the US in 2008

Tony DeBlase was an author, educator, publisher, and community leader, described as "perhaps the most transformational figure in the history of the leather community" by the Leather Hall of Fame. DeBlase designed the Leather Pride Flag in 1989 and cofounded the LA&M. DeBlase died on July 21, 2000. 🖤

piggy dippin (IYKYK)

3M respirator acquired

gas station trash dad party at the rat hotel

oh the air is bad again

i would describe my outfit yesterday as gas station trash dad

I feel awful for the animals and birds this must be hellish to them

fuck these fuckin wildfires man

I thought yesterday air was bad - totally unprepared for today, just terrible out there. had to put on a KN95 to refill the bird feeders and definitely have a headache now

not going outside today it is mf brutal out there

whenever my mom is disappointed in me or my choices I wanna be like ITS ON YOU FOR SEEING THIS PREGNANCY TO TERM MOTHER

Note from my notebook from 2016 which I find has only grown in pertinence in the intervening decade.

Squirrel Nutkins LLC up in here

rage bean

in case any of my buddies would like to do this too 💛🩵💚

Phe of the Fae@pheofthefae.bsky.social · 4w ago

If y'all are interested, Letters Against Isolation is an effort to send letters to people in nursing homes/assisted living/who receive Meals on Wheels. www.lettersagainstisolation.com

throwback: glitter Dale from when I was playing with different effects in the digital art app

my partner just texted me from the market asking if there was anything else to add to the list. I said Bragg’s amino acids and he said “what aisle is that in?” and I died a little