oldcollin
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If you drive a tesla i fucking hate you with every ounce of my being
What if DB Cooper was just really autistic and his hyperfixation was hijacking a plane and then parachuting out of it and plummeting to his death probably
*walks into barber and shows a picture of mark zuckerberg* "the usual please"
if harris wins you have to skip the celebration and immediately start yelling at her about genocide and keep it up until she makes biden end it or she does it herself, otherwise everything you said this year was fucking bullshit
Just listened to berklee jazz for the first time god this shit is awful
have y'all seen my dog he got out last night he's about 20 feet tall red and responds to clifford
Woke up sweating from a dream where my ankle monitor started beeping and my pparole officer bust down the door and shot me