All the flowers I saw in my garden today
But we can’t have a woman president. What if her mood gets moody and moods a global thermoodnuclear war?!
I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold
Baby tapir Ume had her first encounter with the water dish and it’s adorable! 🥰
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
The Lidl adventure aisle got me good and proper today. I'm not unhappy about it
The USA loves to criticise the UK's coffee, but all the worst coffee I've had has been here in the USA. Like this Americano I'm struggling to drink right now because its 5am and it cost me $6. Gross.
Local council telling it like it is (or was last night)
I am just trying to get the wood burning stove going and Google is not helping
Richard Osman liked my tweet (bleet? bleat?), which I noticed after listening to his entertainment podcast with Marina Hyde back to back for 4h as I drove to the ferry port in Wales. I am never leaving this platform.
This evening's plans, courtesy of @richardosman1.bsky.social, Camden Town Brewery, and nHow hotel.
Breakfast at the Aviator in Sywell. Quick and friendly, and includes black pudding, but only one sausage. I can never manage the hash browns.
Alright I'm in. Here's a photo of a breakfast I ate (most of) recently.