Overheard: “What day is it?” “Halloween. The 31st” “Oh shit. It’s my anniversary too”
Macabre Omelet
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I like cats and omelets, but for different reasons. Reasonable Minnesota sports fan.
Being from Austin Minnesota gives me double-takes on things about a different city that by now I should be used to
Austin man dies climbing Matterhorn - Reporting Texas
A 20-year-old Austin man known for his mountain climbing videos died this week after a rockfall on the Matterhorn, his family and authorities said Thursday. Kieran Liner, who moved to Austin in 2020, ...
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I am once again against cancer. But let them play baseball
Macabre Omelet@omelet.bsky.social · 4mo agoCan’t they just play the game? This is not a pro-cancer / anti-Boys II Men post
I don’t like Wisconsin teams. The Brewers’ field has a roof that is closed on purpose. But, The Tampa Bay Devil Rays don’t exist
Someone complaining about today’s Connections including “Campbell’s Soup”. Imagine being mad that you learned about art
$2 oyster happy hour at Bar Cart on Tuesdays. Great little place
When ready to leave, asking “Are we good to go?” Which got shortened to “G2G?” Now it’s just “Geez?”
Wes Miller@getwired.com · 3w agoFamilies speak in shared dialects. Sometimes these dialects merge when people marry, but often unique words, terms, or phrases will just be universally understood by most or all of at least a nuclear family. Tell me a word, term, or phrase that’s unique to your direct or close family…
PJ Fleck and Michelle Tafoya are polar opposites. One is embarrassed to be from here and the other is the purest embodiment of a Minnesota Sicko
Trump Says He Will Import Russian Diesel Fuel Amid High Prices (Gift Article)
President Trump said Russia had agreed to ship potentially millions of tons of diesel fuel in the coming months. But Russia has an ongoing ban on exporting diesel.
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Macabre Omelet@omelet.bsky.social · last mo.Friday news dump thread
Did not fully understand what I was getting into with Waiting for Godot. Meryl Streep’s husband from The River Wild was terrific. Incredible voice
Overheard on Grand Gal: He ate TWO PIZZAS in one sitting Guy: They were small pizzas
I love everything about this. It might be the most 1974 sentence written
pauline kael bot@paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 4w agoMadeline Kahn is funny and enticing because she's soaked in passion; when you look at her, you see a water bed at just the right temperature. (1974)
Hell yeah, the Gophers keep the little brown jug until at least 2029 due to a weird scheduling quirk (the Big Ten has 27 teams)
It would be cool if the Amazing Race visited Saint Paul. Climb the Spruce Tree building with suction cups or complete the Double Nookie Supreme Challenge
Between killing the Summit Avenue bike lane and harassing cops, the only logical reason Kaohly Her wants to be mayor is the deep love of making the city pay legal bills
Thinking if you wanted to be in a ‘90s music video, you had to be a model. Or a little girl in a bumblebee outfit. But that’s it.
Was trying to get a sense of how a new light from Home Depot will fit into our living room
Talking on tv is very difficult to do well
‘Worst Commentator for Years,’ ‘Consistently Has No Clue’ — NFL Fans Rip Jonathan Vilma’s Performance During Fox’s Vikings-Buccaneers Broadcast
Life as an NFL commentator is not easy; anything short of perfection and you are quick to be torn to shreds by fans, as there are always high expectations for the viewing experience. That’s why when a...
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Have a sibling who calls himself a “Libertarian Catholic”. We don’t talk
Bob Collins@mylittlebloggie.bsky.social · last mo.The Libertarian Party was always just another Republican dirty trick
