another great day on earth. fucking sucks sometimes but I guess it's better than waking up on Venus
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️
@onionweigher.hellthread.vet
§ 1032. Onion weigher - A weigher of onions shall be appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
it's so easy to become lost in the labyrinth of your own bullshit, feels great when something snaps you out of it
ah yeah there's just several years where no laws can be passed, that's democracy
I don't know how else to describe this guy's vibe except "alien researcher who materialized into an adult human body and is struggling to understand earth biology"
everything is fucked up but you have to keep going
I tried to remember what the daily wire was today, but I had it confused with the daily caller, and I was actually confused with the daily beast, all of which are competing in my brain with the daily mail. Make up better names
Popstonox@popstonox.bsky.social · 4mo agoThe Daily Wire fires half of its staff in mass layoffs This comes as co-founder Ben Shapiro has lost 85% of his Youtube audience since last year
social media discourse works like quicksand, the more you struggle against it, the deeper into it you sink until it completely consumes you.
the veep being excommunicated would be the most "veep" thing I could imagine
lowkey underrated snack: bowl of plums. really nice when chilled. great for breakfast
helping my mom backup her old busted laptop and among many insane things, my favorite so far is this recipe for Onion Syrup (from Onion Syrup.PNG)
fake. this isn't real. we fooled you. it never happened. not this time. it wasn't real. made up by our authors. it didn't occur. not this time. wasn't real.
dissected@trepanation.bsky.social · 7mo agotaking my sweet honey angel pie to the local StinkCenter and winning her an onion
the heart wants to cry "will stancil forever" but the mind remembers that he is not radicalized enough yet
I apologize for previously referring to Will Stancil as "Will Stencil"
the pope has been awake for 32 hours watching this game
Late at night in an alley in Brooklyn: Jeffries jumps out saying, "We got you now!" as he fumbles his brass knuckles to the ground "The Baileys send their regards!" says Schumer, feebly waving a child-sized baseball bat
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · last yr.Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer, who didn’t endorse in the NYC mayor primary, weigh in this morning on the results
The Sunspot Model Of Middle East Intervention by @onionweigher.hellthread.vet who needs to come back here because Twitter doesn't deserve them...
I can’t imagine what metric you’d have to hit to be labeled Nerd in my phone. there are so many of you
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️@onionweigher.hellthread.vet · last yr.looking through my contacts list which is filled with years of garbage and people I dont remember. best entries: Angel Taxi Chair Fabrizio Goose Jim Knife Max French My SHOES Nathan Cold War Nerd Test Results UFO Asian Food Vet Furryland Will Gnostic
looking through my contacts list which is filled with years of garbage and people I dont remember. best entries: Angel Taxi Chair Fabrizio Goose Jim Knife Max French My SHOES Nathan Cold War Nerd Test Results UFO Asian Food Vet Furryland Will Gnostic
this is like a disney adult going to disneyland getting a lecture from goofy about the importance of having a healthy diversity of hobbies
Joel S.@joelhs.bsky.social · last yr.Imagine basing so much of your public identity on your adult conversion to Catholicism, only to be publicly dismissed by the actual Catholic hierarchy.
If you are trying to pull the bad damsels at the Ren Faire you don't need chainmail, you don't need a longsword; you need to be focusing on period appropriate footware. No lace holes! No heels! No soles! Toes as pointy as possible. You need to look like you tied a wet envelope to your feet
