honestly sometimes it's low-key embarrassing having a fat ass and childbearing hips and cute perky titties like my body itself is just straight up whorish and begging for you to use me as a fleshlight. anyway this is why i am a misogynist
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Buying grand theft auto and not completing any story missions just picking up hookers and having sex with them in my car for 10 hours a day
The American people want a leader who has stayed up all night folding and stapling zines
having my daily extra weak coffee with burnt toast and very well done steak
keep honking!! im sucking the driver's penits!!!
humans used to make things with their hands. now they just ask claude ask grok eat diarrhea salad jack off to hentai on the toilet and die.
some people really think everyone's job is computer and that's interesting
Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 14h agoI have one answer.
nooo don't make me do disgusting things for your own pleasure and amusement I would hate that so much nooo🥺
PERFORMATIVE SUICIDE (DOMESTIC) Before Sylvia Plath turned on her oven to commit suicide, she left bread and butter and milk in the bedroom where her two children were sleeping. After Anne Sexton turned on her car's engine in a closed garage to commit suicide, she sat drinking vodka while waiting.
does anyone remember that time when i was a little girl and my nana took me to the library to rent a movie and we picked up Animal Farm (1999) because we thought it would be like Babe (1995)
at the Posters Orgy. no ones even fucking. Theyre just horny vagueposting about each other
One maxim that you can get a lot of mileage out of is, “don’t trust anyone who gets mad about cheaper groceries”
ask your doctor if daily ritual bloodletting is right for you
if you don't like the carpenters i can't fuck with you
sampling this today it's weird but i think i like it
who said "i want to suck you like a danimal"i can't get this out of my head
BNSF stands for: Buck if you Nuck if you Suck if you Fuck
