"The moon has clearly seen better days." We can't all be 23 years old with the ability to bypass the whole 'hangover' thing, Jared.
One thing about this weather is that mains water just isn't cold by any metric. Even on the hottest days, the water usually feels cold still (y'know, relatively), but this summer it just has kept creeping up. Our mains cold temp is 23.5 at the moment.
DID YOU KNOW that the 'Jae' in 'Jaecoo' has the same origin as the 'Jä' in 'Jägermeister'? Now you do. The other half of Jaecoo comes from the word 'cool', which it is not.
Looking at the rain blob and it just... goes away, and then what is left just bypasses us! So rude.
RAINNNNN
Why, Samsung. Why. (new strap, not new watch, thought this would be a bit more sleek. Alas.)
Same as it ever was! If you have Bins and someone, like the local council, introduce New Bins, New Bins will be a sign of End Times.
This is it boys, the platonic "New York can never get better" piece www.archpaper.com/2026/07/litt...
I truly have no idea which hill this person jumped off to get here
There's a helicopter circling above and it's not even on flightradar. The audacity!
Every day, I see the little [empty] Chiltern Railways train bimble along the EWR line and, every day, the train does not have a start date for passenger services :(
Sorry about the profile pic update - thought I'd update it to one from this year at least.
my grandparents were born in 1921, 1927, 1930, 1930... timeline does not work! THAT SAID I have no idea what one set of grandparents did, on the other side we had Lieutenant in the Fleet Air Arm, or a Hairdresser.
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
SAME. Several dotted down the garden, one in a spot where there was some poo (so we know they go by there). Camera set up, fingers crossed we don't just get thirsty rats.
Been out to put some saucers of water down for the local hedgehogs. Hope they find them overnight!
It's Wednesday night, which means people are doing the food recycling! HOT BINS IN YOUR AREA.
It's been one billion years and a lot of umming and aaaahing, but I finally have garden chairs that recline and don't look like they belong in a retirement home or on a camping trip. And it's 32.5 outside, so it's too hot to fkn use 'em.
This reminds me, someone asked the other day/week/month (I'm old, leave me alone) what the oldest thing you have that you still use is, and I think it might be this (excuse the dust, it's under my desk) Yes, it's transparent blue plastic.
everyone watch out, the British equivalent of a mimic is hunting us, keep your wits about you lads
Oh, this stamp is amazing. I subscribe to a sticker club, but honestly I just like the stamps.
"In theaters this fall... HE [cut to the stripes of a tiger] IS [cut to a tiger claw] OUT [cut to a tiger's face, roaring]"
Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now