at the pub with coworkers and this guy is lecturing one of my other coworkers about how she shouldn't weigh herself when ovulating because it "doesn't count then" and "it's hotter when you're omsing anyway" ??????? i have so many questions
joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥
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don't tame your demons, but always keep 'em on a leash|| free palestine||joe haters DNI||new romantics gaylor||jewish pagan||18+||they/he|| former beard, joe alwyn ||
Dem's always get freaked out by the progressives/Democratic socialists. They really do suck at reading the room. Americans are sick of the corruption and ineffectiveness, that's why Mamdani and other progressives are winning.
Screaming, crying, throwing up, punching a wall 😭🤮🥴🤬
gaylors are the coolest, smartest, most creative and compassionate humans on this planet and i love each and every one of you so god damn much i love that our shared belief in a pop star being gay af has brought together so many different people
She TOLD us in TTPD the only way forward is to move backwards. She gave us the map with this skit and basically told us that IN THE FUTURE she'd be performing as a showgirl with a "broken heart". She gave so many signs and gave us a map and a key in big bold cursive letters
amanda 🐞@amandaahope.bsky.social · 23h agohow did they watch the I can do it with a broken heart skit and not get it? like why don’t they believe that the showgirl era IS the ICDIWABH skit??!
Solar eclipse, meteor shower, multi-planet alignment, August... Do we think anything new romantics or gaylor will happen today 👀🌙✨️🌌🪐
Currently in the process of shaving my cat's matted fur caused by my still violently awful flat, doing bits every day to make it easier. We are on day 2 and we are on no speaking terms and in separate rooms because I have betrayed him by trying to help ease his discomfort 🙄😭 We are STRESSED
I don’t think Br*d P*tt has suffered enough tbh. What he did on that plane and his kids disowning him shouldn’t be forgotten, especially when other celebs give him good PR
Sorry maybe I'm an asshole but I have zero sympathy for abusers like Brad Pitt saying they were depressed over "family issues" when it's just the consequences of their own vile actions 🤷
Currently running my work's social media and monitoring comments in which a lady on the GERMAN SECTION OF THE SITE is bitching that this little Black kid on the promo video can't speak English so he should to back to Africa 😭 Girl this is GERMAN
Actually, I'm still mad. I cannot speak for every fat gay man. But I also have, you know, empathy and critical thinking. With the normalisation recently of smaller and smaller celebrities this year, another diverse body being shrunk down feels like another slap in the face. Nothing is coincidental.
joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥@opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 2d agoI love Justice Smith and I still think him and Charlie Gillespie will kill it in their roles in Heated Rivalry season 2 but I can still criticise casting a skinny guy to play the only overweight love interest in the HR universe. Two things can be true at once holy FUCK
Bro is DESPERATE for relevancy again
Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
Alt: gif of Regina George in a Santa hat with the caption: Stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen
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The Hollywood Reporter@thr.com · 5d agoRyan Murphy revealed he is seriously considering rebooting #Glee. bit.ly/4gjRRUo
I love Justice Smith and I still think him and Charlie Gillespie will kill it in their roles in Heated Rivalry season 2 but I can still criticise casting a skinny guy to play the only overweight love interest in the HR universe. Two things can be true at once holy FUCK
did y’all know that ancient Greeks thought opals could give people the gift of prophecy?
LITMFAGCHWTHCO is 20 years old and I'm still yet to figure out what the fuck "testosterone boys" and "harlequin girls" is fucking on about 😭
I feel like I'm being gaslit by the media innregards to Ariana Grande 😭
Taylor writing showgirl: I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn’t then why would say I am? in the paper, the news, every day I am, idk it’s just the way I am. sometimes I just feel like my father
Big drama at the post engagement party brunch because the mother of the bride just spoiled the wedding dress and the bride is fuming lmaooooo
Taylor Swift actually signed off on Abdul El‑Sayed using her music…he did it the right way and asked first. And honestly, this ad is everything. Dropping “You Belong With Me” into a campaign spot is straight-up legend behavior. 🔥
Am I meant to listen to "The Way I Loved You" and NOT hear a song about Taylor being in a fake relationship to impress her parents but mourning the real (gay) love she used to have?
I'm obsessed with the fact that the building managers of my flat have now BANNED PETS like my cat due to "health and safety concerns" but think the state of my flat isn't a concern. The irony is INFURIATING. Like this little fluffball is more of a threat than THIS? (yes I'm giving them hell rn)
Elon Musk should really be tried for international AND galactic space crimes at this point holy shit
Tom Walsh@tewalsh340.bsky.social · 7d ago
If you want to tax churches, why not tax the NFL, NHL, MLB, & NRA as well. Why should professional sports leagues & the weapons league be exempt from taxes.
My coworker is super into birds and mentioned albatrosses and I joked that Taylor wrote a song about it and she was like "Does that mean she's going to have a kid with that Travis guy and then raise it with a lesbian lover like an albatross?" 👀
My office got a new cleaner recently and he uses this really strong chemically cleaner every day which gives me migraines fucking daily now 😭
Walking home and within 30 seconds I had a drunk guy yell at me "Bounce on it you fat slut" and then a guy moved out of my way and said "Oh sorry princess! 🥰" Stay classy, England
“I do think words are like spells. They’re witchy.” — Gracie Abrams
Informed a customer their order was no longer delayed and they replied "Thanks daddy" I do not have the heart to tell them real people are reading their emails 😭 (it has also now been forwarded to 7 of my coworkers to cringe at)