Heat Safety Experts Advise Americans To Seek Privilege https://theonion.com/heat-safety-experts-advise-americans-to-seek-privilege-1850623871/
Dave Franco says he is proud that his character Raww in ‘FORGOTTEN ISLAND’ is already beloved by furries. “They are sexualizing this character in a way I did not expect… I’ve never been lusted after harder than when I played a weredog!”
This week's Jim Haggerty Show carries a CONTENT WARNING for transcendental religious experience.
I remember stealing a copy of the book "Flatland" from my math teacher by accident in the 8th grade. I don't think she noticed because she had like 50 of them.
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Study: Elephants Only Other Species Capable Of Leveraging Synergies In Brand Portfolio https://theonion.com/study-elephants-only-other-species-capable-of-leveraging-synergies-in-brand-portfolio/
The best charger is the charger you have at home. If you can't charge it home, there's a good chance there's a charger right down the street. And when you're meandering away from home, there's probably way more chargers out there than you think.
![Comic. [Person 1 with short hair on stage behind podium reading off paper while addressing audience. People are shown sitting in chairs while Person 2 with ponytail and Person 3 waving are walking toward stage.] PERSON 1: This year’s Nobel Prize in “calibrating your equipment carefully and not embarrassing yourself by publishing spurious results” goes to Dr. Adams and Dr. Smith, who did *not* announce the discovery of microbes on Titan. PERSON 3: Thank you, thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihztdrvxjeyzmz6dmz3xb4vi6wiwwtge6fwdoxjcum5aptndv3kfm)
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Zendaya https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-zendaya/
